***Mighty March Cash Game Chat Thread***

[onemorechance]

it dunt tek no sherlock holmes to see it's a little dif'rent around here,
don't get me wrong tho there's boys in bands,
and kids who like to scrap wiv pool cues in their hands,
jus' cos e's ad a couple'ov cans,
he finks it's alright to act like a dick 'ead

 

[onemorechance]

Where is everybody?

 

[WVHillbilly]

It's Saturday night. Everybody is out or playing the pokers.

 

[vanquish]

i'm here!!

 

[vanquish]

btw me and my friend's ex-gf are going out on tuesday in a quest for me to get laid. she's wingman (wingwoman?)-ing it up, so it's not like i'm gonna bang her, shes just really good at helping guys get laid.


i'm not overstepping my bounds right?

 

[WVHillbilly]

You're fine as long as you stay clear of her.

 

[vanquish]

yea no worries there


you know how the more you get to know a girl, the more/less hot you find her?


well i find her not hot

 

[imwatcher]

I know what you mean there bro, I am having this thing with a chick who when I met was a 6, and now she seems to be a solid 8..

 

[TheDevilsLuck]

Well, This is one good way to start the day. I know I play awful. Definately not the hand I expected to see.

full tilt poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 1240063
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: $3.44
BTN: $5.07
Hero (SB): $5.10
BB: $4.83
UTG: $5.57
UTG+1: $12.54
UTG+2: $5.02
MP1: $5.67
MP2: $5.52

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is SB with K ♥ K ♦
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.17, 5 folds, Hero raises to $0.56, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.39

Flop: ($1.17) 3 ♦ K ♣ 4 ♣ (2 players)
Hero bets $1.17, UTG+1 raises to $11.98 all in, Hero calls $3.37 all in

Turn: ($10.25) 7 ♦ (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($10.25) 8 ♥ (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $10.25
Hero shows K ♥ K ♦ (three of a kind, Kings)
UTG+1 shows K ♠ Q ♥ (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $9.57
(Rake: $0.68)

 

[orangepeeleo]

UGHHHH, fker slow rolled me as well lol

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($13.84)
BB ($6.05)
UTG ($9.40)
UTG+1 ($13.06)
CO ($10.26)
Hero ($10.71)

Dealt to Hero K:diamond: A:club:

UTG calls $0.10, fold, CO raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, fold, fold, UTG calls $0.20

FLOP ($1.05) 5:spade: K:heart: 5:club:

UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets $0.85, UTG calls $0.85, CO folds

TURN ($2.75) 5:spade: K:heart: 5:club: 5:diamond:

UTG checks, Hero checks

RIVER ($2.75) 5:spade: K:heart: 5:club: 5:diamond: 9:heart:

UTG bets $0.85, Hero raises to $9.56 (AI), UTG calls $7.40 (AI)

UTG shows 5:heart: 4:heart:
(Pre 42%, Flop 91.1%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows K:diamond: A:club:
(Pre 58%, Flop 8.9%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG wins $17.97

 

[WVHillbilly]

Why flat pre?

 

[orangepeeleo]

I felt the raiser would fold to a 3bet but i'm ahead of his opening range there so just flatted behind, probs should've 3bet though in hindsight.

 

[JOEBOB69]

I know what you mean there bro, I am having this thing with a chick who when I met was a 6, and now she seems to be a solid 8..

They call that puppy love!

 

[fx20736]

I know what you mean there bro, I am having this thing with a chick who when I met was a 6, and now she seems to be a solid 8..

Spoiler

 

[PattyR]

It's Saturday night. Everybody is out or playing the pokers.

i was outttt.

dam i seldom post here anymore.

 

[kleitches]

lol seldom

 

[xdeucesx]

lol 6k posts isnt exactly seldom

 

[vanquish]

god i i hate being too burned out to play poker on sundays

 

[onemorechance]

just play mftops main event then, and win obv

 

[LuckyChippy]

Lost 2 buyins then decided to spend a buyin on a couple tourneys. Knocked out of both in like 10mins and tilted myself.

Spoiler

Cause I wasted money on donkaments obv.

 

[vanquish]

superstack ---> f that

 

[LuckyChippy]

I give up at teh poker.

 

[LuckyChippy]

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1240493
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (CO): $5.46
BTN: $7.10
SB: $2.61
BB: $3.76
UTG: $3.97
MP: $8.86

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with 2 :heart: 2 :spade:
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, 1 fold, SB calls $0.18, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.45) 2 :club: T :diamond: 8 :spade: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.30, SB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.05) T :spade: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.70, SB calls $0.70

River: ($2.45) T :heart: (2 players)
SB bets $1.41 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero folds

Final Pot: $2.45
SB wins $2.29
(Rake: $0.16)

 

[fx20736]

Lost 2 buyins then decided to spend a buyin on a couple tourneys. Knocked out of both in like 10mins and tilted myself.

Spoiler

Cause I wasted money on donkaments obv.

don 't feel bad Chip, I've been doomswitched.

ran into sets 6 times in last session.

Not sure why I decided to take a shot at 10nl. This is how I feel poker is treating me the past 24 hours:

Spoiler

 

[LuckyChippy]

don 't feel bad Chip, I've been doomswitched.

ran into sets 6 times in last session.

Not sure why I decided to take a shot at 10nl. This is how I feel poker is treating me the past 24 hours:

Spoiler

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Poker is a bitch. Oh wells I'll probs play again later when I'm home. Sunday dinner will cheer me up (just lost another 2 buy-ins btw)