***Mighty March Cash Game Chat Thread***

[xdeucesx]

still up a bi, but these were just loltastic

full tilt poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1245640
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
Hero (BTN): $8.20
SB: $0.53
BB: $5.00
UTG: $8.75
MP: $5.51
CO: $3.17
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with K :heart: K :spade:
2 folds, CO raises to $0.10, Hero raises to $0.60, 1 fold, BB calls $0.55, CO calls $0.50
Flop: ($1.82) 5 :heart: K :diamond: T :diamond: (3 players)
BB checks, CO bets $2.57 all in, Hero raises to $7.60 all in, BB calls $4.40 all in
Turn: ($13.19) Q :diamond: (3 players - 3 are all in)
River: ($13.19) 9 :spade: (3 players - 3 are all in)
Final Pot: $13.19
Hero shows K :heart: K :spade: (three of a kind, Kings)
BB shows J :diamond: A :diamond: (a Royal Flush)
CO shows A :heart: K :club: (a pair of Kings)
BB wins $3.42
BB wins $8.90
(Rake: $0.87)

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1245641
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
Hero (BTN): $5.07
SB: $2.56
BB: $4.76
UTG: $14.75
MP: $5.23
CO: $0.69
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with A :diamond: A :heart:
2 folds, CO raises to $0.10, Hero raises to $0.45, 2 folds, CO raises to $0.69 all in, Hero calls $0.24
Flop: ($1.45) 4 :spade: 3 :spade: 9 :club: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: ($1.45) 5 :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($1.45) Q :diamond: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $1.45
Hero shows A :diamond: A :heart: (a pair of Aces)
CO shows 7 :spade: 6 :spade: (a straight flush, Seven high)
CO wins $1.36
(Rake: $0.09)

 

[xdeucesx]

it actually gets better, down 3 bi's now lol

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1245648
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
BTN: $5.14
SB: $5.18
BB: $15.98
Hero (UTG): $6.47
MP: $5.05
CO: $1.51
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG with A :club: K :diamond:
Hero raises to $0.20, 1 fold, CO calls $0.20, 1 fold, SB raises to $0.70, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6.47 all in, 1 fold, SB calls $4.48 all in
Flop: ($10.61) 9 :spade: 7 :spade: 7 :heart: (2 players - 2 are all in)
Turn: ($10.61) 4 :spade: (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($10.61) J :spade: (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $10.61
SB shows K :spade: A :diamond: (a flush, King high)
Hero shows A :club: K :diamond: (a pair of Sevens)
SB wins $9.91
(Rake: $0.70)

 

[orangepeeleo]

it actually gets better, down 3 bi's now lol

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1245648
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
BTN: $5.14
SB: $5.18
BB: $15.98
Hero (UTG): $6.47
MP: $5.05
CO: $1.51
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG with A <font color='black'>♣</font> K <font color='red'>♦</font>
Hero raises to $0.20, 1 fold, CO calls $0.20, 1 fold, SB raises to $0.70, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6.47 all in, 1 fold, SB calls $4.48 all in
Flop: ($10.61) 9 <font color='black'>♠</font> 7 <font color='black'>♠</font> 7 <font color='red'>♥</font> (2 players - 2 are all in)
Turn: ($10.61) 4 <font color='black'>♠</font> (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($10.61) J <font color='black'>♠</font> (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $10.61
SB shows K <font color='black'>♠</font> A <font color='red'>♦</font> (a flush, King high)
Hero shows A <font color='black'>♣</font> K <font color='red'>♦</font> (a pair of Sevens)
SB wins $9.91
(Rake: $0.70)

Worse kinda bad beat imo

 

[xdeucesx]

Im obv tilting, but im about 10bi's below ev this session haha

 

[fx20736]

Worse kinda bad beat imo

March is rigged.
Winter won't stop-Why is there a snowstorm here on March 22nd?
I've caught a cold, my lungs are en fuego
I have to do my income taxes and I am scared
my daughter needs help with math
my wife is a full time facebook addict and a part time bitch
my best friend feels it necessary to inform me of the graphic details of his sudden problems with erectile dysfunction
my morning dispatcher is on vacation so I am at work at 5am all week
I haven't had a day off from work (aside from weekends) since November 11th
This weekend my daughter swims in the Championships and I will be judging all damn day in a hot, crowded, noisy pool
I think I forgot how to play poker
leftovers for dinner
I keep finding new things to whine about

joy

 

[orangepeeleo]

10th hand of the session, clearly going to be a good one FFS

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($7.36)
BB ($9.48)
UTG ($12.66)
UTG+1 ($17.02)
Hero ($10)
BTN ($11.03)

Dealt to Hero A:spade: A:heart:

UTG raises to $0.40, fold, Hero raises to $1.20, fold, SB calls $1.15, fold, UTG calls $0.80

FLOP ($3.70) Q:spade: 3:diamond: 7:spade:

SB bets $3.70, UTG folds, Hero raises to $7.40, SB calls $2.46 (AI)

TURN ($16.02) Q:spade: 3:diamond: 7:spade: J:heart:

RIVER ($16.02) Q:spade: 3:diamond: 7:spade: J:heart: 9:diamond:

Hero shows A:spade: A:heart:
(Pre 80%, Flop 12.5%, Turn 4.5%)

SB shows 7:diamond: 7:heart:
(Pre 20%, Flop 87.5%, Turn 95.5%)

SB wins $14.96

 

[ChuckTs]

I smile when that happens. He called with horrible odds pf, and basically played wrong everywhere. 7/8 times we're the ones with an overpair and he feeds us money.

Congrats, you just made money.

 

[xdeucesx]

Brag: just got kicked out of local university poker tourny.

beat: he cracked my AA w/ 53s AIPF, then exclaimed how good he was and that I'm a bad player and need lessons. I said nothing and when he kept going on about it, I told him if he wanted to keep talking we could talk outside....he told the commisioner and im no longer welcome

 

[Poof]

Brag: just got kicked out of local university poker tourny.

beat: he cracked my AA w/ 53s AIPF, then exclaimed how good he was and that I'm a bad player and need lessons. I said nothing and when he kept going on about it, I told him if he wanted to keep talking we could talk outside....he told the commisioner and im no longer welcome

Shoulda just punched him, obviously.

 

[xdeucesx]

Shoulda just punched him, obviously.

last thing i need is an assault charge


edit: we have previous history outside of poker though (pretty big thing to leave out imo)

 

[vanquish]

aaaand back to PLO i go

 

[fx20736]

last thing i need is an assault charge


edit: we have previous history outside of poker though (pretty big thing to leave out imo)

did you bang his girl?

 

[xdeucesx]

did you bang his girl?

no hes just a douchebag in general, he tried to get with one of my friends, whos a girl, she denied him and he hates me for it..go figure


guys about 220 lbs and im about 185lb, so most likely a good thing it didnt go much farther lol

 

[fx20736]

no hes just a douchebag in general, he tried to get with one of my friends, whos a girl, she denied him and he hates me for it..go figure


guys about 220 lbs and im about 185lb, so most likely a good thing it didnt go much farther lol

in the States we have guns, they're a great equalizer:

 

[xdeucesx]

im in the states, but i dont own a gun...murder seems a bit extravagant

 

[vanquish]

its the fear that equalizes

 

[fx20736]

im in the states, but i dont own a gun...murder seems a bit extravagant

weird, I just assumed you were part of the UK mob!!!

anyway I was making a joke. I haven't owned a gun since 1993 and believe in strict gun control laws. I actually admire the British for their lack of gun violence. After all, only in America (or Somalia) can you have situations like this:

 

[xdeucesx]

no dont associate me with those crazy chaps

and taxi driver is a suprisingly good movie too. I approve fx

 

[fx20736]

no dont associate me with those crazy chaps

and taxi driver is a suprisingly good movie too. I approve fx

My all time favorite American film.

What part of our fine Republic do you live in?

 

[vanquish]

if you die, tell them that you played my game
i hope your bullet holes become mouths that say my name

 

[xdeucesx]

pittsburgh pa, but go to school north about 2 hours near Lake Erie

 

[vanquish]

rivers > lakes

 

[fx20736]

pittsburgh pa, but go to school north about 2 hours near Lake Erie

Edinboro?

My brother is in grad school at Pitt.

My company is based out of Cleveland and has offices in Akron, Meadville, Pittsburgh,Wilkes Barre, Harrisburg, Buffalo,etc.

 

[orangepeeleo]

My march is slowly turning rigged

 

[vanquish]

heh like every session of PLO, 1 hr in i go from being totally focused and accurate to just clicking random buttons