***Mighty March Cash Game Chat Thread***

[eNTy]

thats very un-irish of you

 

[fx20736]

Wondering if anyone would share their results for flatting AQ AJs KQs from LP/OTB over a large sample. I want to see how profitable iti is for real poker players to do this.

So I just got all my hair cut off. If you ever watched the opening credits of Full Metal Jacket where the recruits are getting buzzed that's me and that's just how I told the barber to cut it.

Goodbye my Darling, Hello Vietnam!

Also: note to mods. Don't be shy. Feel free to delete any where from 0-100% of my posts in this thread. I do sometimes suffer from Schizophrenia, Manic Depression and Tourette's Syndrome.

Good thing fx is just a caricature of the real me. I mean the stories are all true but I obviously select the juiciest morsels from my past and leave out the long stretches of banality. The vast majority of my stories end 15 years ago when I stopped drinking (for awhile), had a spiritual awakening which took me from Taoism to Zen Buddhism to a brief resurgence of Catholicism, met my current wife, got married and started a family. Now I'm just a boring middle aged guy living in the suburbs who occasionally drinks but never to get drunk.

That's why most stories end with:

They Got Married and Lived Happily Ever After.


:icon_thum

 

[PC69]

Hurt so bad. Nothing interesting to talk about. Got a cool pm from cAPS that brightened my day. Why u ask? Because I can barely get down the 29 steps to see my kids. Or do anything else. They have been coming up here a couple times a day. Stuck in this damn room. Already starting to drive me nuts. Wanted to be back at work by Monday, and it doesn't look like that is going to happen. I just have absolutely no idea what to do with my self. They tell me to rest. How can I rest when I cant lay down? Ughhhh.

 

[vanquish]

anything new happen in the last 100 posts?

 

[fx20736]

Hurt so bad. Nothing interesting to talk about. Got a cool pm from cAPS that brightened my day. Why u ask? Because I can barely get down the 29 steps to see my kids. Or do anything else. They have been coming up here a couple times a day. Stuck in this damn room. Already starting to drive me nuts. Wanted to be back at work by Monday, and it doesn't look like that is going to happen. I just have absolutely no idea what to do with my self. They tell me to rest. How can I rest when I cant lay down? Ughhhh.

Do you feel well enough to play Poker? If not there's movies. Do you have Netflix? I can send you a list of some of my favorite films.

Also there are books and music.

I've been bed-ridden for weeks at a time twice in my life. It wasn't too much fun but you can make the time go faster by finding stuff to do.

Personally, I find that I feel worse if I just channel surf on the TV. After a day or two of that I was ready to blow up things.

 

[WVHillbilly]

anything new happen in the last 100 posts?

Not really.

 

[vanquish]

kool then i won't backtrack the last 4 pages




anyways, what should i buy as a beverage to drink w/ my breakfast sandwich today? i normally get a can of coke or a vitamin water, but am open to other options (san pellegrino maybe?)

 

[PC69]

Will stop posting in this thread about my pathetic little problems. Apparently its annoying and boring. My B

 

[WVHillbilly]

Will stop posting in this thread about my pathetic little problems. Apparently its annoying and boring. My B

wat?

 

[PC69]

wat?

Just reread my posts. there annoying. Annoying myself WV. Maybe its the meds friend. IDK

 

[fx20736]

Just reread my posts. there annoying. Annoying myself WV. Maybe its the meds friend. IDK

I think most people here are pretty supportive and sympathetic to your situation, I just offered some help in my last post.

 

[HomeBrewer]

anyways, what should i buy as a beverage to drink w/ my breakfast sandwich today? i normally get a can of coke or a vitamin water, but am open to other options (san pellegrino maybe?)

4 locos ftw!

Will stop posting in this thread about my pathetic little problems. Apparently its annoying and boring. My B

More interesting than most of the dribble posted

 

[Tammy]

cus its the only place i post anymore ldo

i tried to find you on msn before my internet exploded yesterday
i have the perfect thread that i need to show you !

MSN is always on if I'm on. What thread? Gogogo!

 

[Jagsti]

wtf

With all due respect Juicee has a point. Theres some strange shit goin on in here!

 

[PC69]

With all due respect Juicee has a point. Theres some strange shit goin on in here!

Dude. Your aewsome. Just saying:icon_thum

 

[TylerN]

With all due respect Juicee has a point. Theres some strange shit goin on in here!

Past 5pgs forsure

Fx, are you married?

 

[LuckyChippy]

Past 5pgs forsure

Fx, are you married?

I know quite a bit about Fx now. I can answer most questions. Yes he is, he met her in 1996 but I dunno how long they've been married. That's the year he stopped drinking.

 

[xdeucesx]

Full Tilt - $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em (6 players)
Full Tilt Hand Converter Tool from CardsChat.com
SB: $4.74
BB: $9.65
UTG: $8.92
MP: $2.09
CO Hero: $8.72
BTN: $5.52
Pre-flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO and dealt
UTG raises to $0.15, MP calls $0.15, Hero calls $0.15, BTN folds, SB raises to $0.80, BB calls $0.75, UTG calls $0.65, MP calls $0.65, Hero calls $0.65
Flop: ($4) (5 players)
SB checks, BB bets $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7.92 (All-in), SB calls $3.94 (All-in), BB calls $3.92
Turn: ($23.78) (3 players)
River: ($23.78) (3 players)
Final Pot: $23.78
Showdown:
Hero shows
SB shows
BB shows
Outcome: Hero wins $7.43
Outcome: Hero wins $14.77

 

[TylerN]

It's not weird to be married and posting pics of girls and talking about which girls are sexy?

 

[cjatud2012]

bwahahahahaha, I have the powerrrrrrrr!!!!!

 

[TylerN]

But I wanted to try the poker software

 

[PC69]

bwahahahahaha, I have the powerrrrrrrr!!!!!

What did I miss bro. I havent left my bed.. lol

 

[Stu_Ungar]

But I wanted to try the poker software

What software?

 

[brank]

Full Tilt - $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em (6 players)
Full Tilt Hand Converter Tool from CardsChat.com
SB: $4.74
BB: $9.65
UTG: $8.92
MP: $2.09
CO Hero: $8.72
BTN: $5.52
Pre-flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO and dealt
UTG raises to $0.15, MP calls $0.15, Hero calls $0.15, BTN folds, SB raises to $0.80, BB calls $0.75, UTG calls $0.65, MP calls $0.65, Hero calls $0.65
Flop: ($4) (5 players)
SB checks, BB bets $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7.92 (All-in), SB calls $3.94 (All-in), BB calls $3.92
Turn: ($23.78) (3 players)
River: ($23.78) (3 players)
Final Pot: $23.78
Showdown:
Hero shows
SB shows
BB shows
Outcome: Hero wins $7.43
Outcome: Hero wins $14.77

I hope you're only calling here becuase of how deep BB and UTG are. Even then you'd have to have a reads on how they play.

I bet your ev went crazy with this hand

 

[TylerN]

What software?

Spammer software