***Mighty March Cash Game Chat Thread***

[PC69]

that button doesn't like me

Your crazy everyone likes Tyler ldo. Even buttons

 

[vanquish]

Why can't I win at this game? Seriously. Villains don't stack with less than AA/KK even when they have insane stats, unless they will flop a set or some similar nonsense. 30k hand downswing is not fun at all.

that's why i stopped playing hold em

 

[PC69]

Why can't I win at this game? Seriously. Villains don't stack with less than AA/KK even when they have insane stats, unless they will flop a set or some similar nonsense. 30k hand downswing is not fun at all.

Its still not getting better? Mike I dont like to question you, but are you doing something different? Iam not a cash game guy obv, but you reviewing your sessions and shit? Any of this due to tilt? Were boys IRL so u know Iam not hating. Just asking. Why dont u hit up one of the regs for a sweat or something. There pretty good imo. Ive done a couple

 

[PC69]

Dude did I say something wrong. I was actually trying to talk poker and everyone left the thread. I lol'd

 

[Lofwyr]

Dude did I say something wrong. I was actually trying to talk poker and everyone left the thread. I lol'd

You inspired everyone to go play ldo. No time to talk while grinding to make cash for titty-rubbing.

 

[IveGot0uts]

There is no poker talk in the cash game thread. Don't be silly.

But yeah been doing my homework etc. Sadly just one of those runs. It's not the cliff drop it was for the first half of it, but breakeven feels like losing when you're down more than your current bankroll.

 

[rileyl]

No love for my big peener ................

In other news It is officially impossible for me to play 20k hands in a month....played 15k in first 10 days of march and haven't played since and don't want to lol

 

[vanquish]

that's probably the greatest combination of smileys ever, i can not stop rofling for whatever reason

 

[fx20736]

Why can't I win at this game? Seriously. Villains don't stack with less than AA/KK even when they have insane stats, unless they will flop a set or some similar nonsense. 30k hand downswing is not fun at all.

If villains don't stack off with less than AA/KK then you shouldn't either.

When I first started NLHE online I was a shovetard. I am still am guilty of this at times. Alot of villains will have lines like 65/7 but when they 4bet/5bet you'd be amazed at how often they show up with AA.

So why not stop playing that game? Tighten up your opening range when you are out of position and stop calling 3bets (with the possible exception of KK).
4 bet small and for value, depending on villain's 3 bet stats. If it is under 2% I would flat KK and 4 bet AA. If it ls 2-3% I would 4bet KK/AKs and fold everything else. If villain is 3betting 3-4% I would 4 bet QQ+/AK. If it is greater than 4% I would probably start flatting QQ and adding AQ to my 4bet range. As you add to your 3bet/ 4bet range it is better to add Ax hands than pocket pairs due to card removal.

 

[PC69]

Come on man. Right before this lost with ak to a4 when 4 fell on the river. Jeepers.


This better Vanquish. Stop crying yo!!!! lol

 

[vanquish]

i think we should make it a rule that MTT bad beats are not allowed ITT


in fact no beats at all ITT

 

[PC69]

I posted it so Ivegotouts could see it. I was texting him and it was pretty hard to text that HH so I put it here. Sup Vanquish. Come at me bro..lol

 

[IveGot0uts]

Wow. That is special.

Sadly, villains don't only stack that, I just run into it every time. It's 50NL, and 100NL a couple weeks ago before armageddon, and 3bets are like 6%+. I'm just having one of those fun times where when I stack AK PF v aggtard fish he has AA/KK, then the next hand he'll stack off his newfound deep stack to some ultra-nitty reg with Q7o or something completely insane and tilting. Then I'll steal blinds with AA/KK about 15 times in a row, before stacking off in a 4bet pot to some ragged set.
/rant

 

[IveGot0uts]

Rule seems hard to enforce with all them ginger pics ITT

 

[TylerN]

:stupido: ill write down the rules

 

[TylerN]

i want the power

 

[vanquish]

i am the power

 

[PC69]

Just brought back 423 cans back to the liquor store. They was building up in my cellar. Bought me and my old man a case of Coors with it. Sweet. Now to order some pizza yo!

 

[coolnout]

FTP hates me this month. GZ.

 

[vanquish]

this is how the rest of my day is going to go












someone help me think of a taunt to say to some guy i'm playing in a soccer manager game

 

[kleitches]

Doesn't Jim Beam taste gross? Do you just drink it straight?

 

[vanquish]

i pour it into my eyes

 

[WVHillbilly]

How about, "Lol you play soccer".

Horrible horrible insult imo.

 

[vanquish]

you don't actually play


its a managing game and i have lots of $ riding on it, so its for the sake of degeneracy and not because i actually like lolsoccer

 

[fx20736]

you don't actually play


its a managing game and i have lots of $ riding on it, so its for the sake of degeneracy and not because i actually like lolsoccer

wait, you are playing a role playing game in which you are the imaginary manager of an imaginary soccer team?