***Mighty March Cash Game Chat Thread***

[Tammy]

FFS, will you all quit your man-bitching and move on? If someone gets to you that bad, IGNORE BUTTON. Either that or unbunch your panties. (No but seriously, chill.)

 

[vanquish]

this is why we can't have nice things

 

[onemorechance]

does anyone know if xslowxxhabitxx (without x's obv) makes videos for a training site?

 

[vanquish]

does anyone know if xslowxxhabitxx (without x's obv) makes videos for a training site?

dunno but his PLO book is excellent!

 

[fx20736]

I'm going to take a nap and when I wake up I am playing poker.

 

[Marginal]

FFS, will you all quit your man-bitching and move on? If someone gets to you that bad, IGNORE BUTTON. Either that or unbunch your panties. (No but seriously, chill.)

Im sorry, this is the chat thread, with good happy emotions there is also bitching etc.

 

[Tammy]

That may be the best gif I've ever seen. lmao

 

[Marginal]

 

[Tammy]

Oh, you suck! You edited out the most awesome gif.

 

[Marginal]

That may be the best gif I've ever seen. lmao

Which one, the paula deen or the dog?

 

[Marginal]

 

[Tammy]

Was that Paula Deen on the tractor? lolawesome. Definitely the Paula Deen one. Please to post again?

 

[Marginal]

Courtesy of www.PaulaDeenridingthings.com

 

[PC69]

Had a pretty aewsome dinner with my dad. Then we put up a coffee pot that is bracketed under the dinnerware cabinet. We got it as one of our wedding presents forever ago, so it gave us something to do. Then sat around and had a 12 pack. My dad is really my best friend. Sorry for sounding like a bitch. Ill stop now.



PC is pretty happy my dudes!

 

[onemorechance]

haha you don't sound like a bitch, sounds pretty cool man

 

[xdeucesx]

no offense fx, but why would you ever drink wild turkey? Its insanely cheap, ya, but it tastes like tree bark grinded and mixed with dawg piss.

It guarantees you wont remembr the nihgt and you'll wake up tommorw morning w/vomit all over urself


never ever ever evar drink wikld turkay

 

[xdeucesx]

Had a pretty aewsome dinner with my dad. Then we put up a coffee pot that is bracketed under the dinnerware cabinet. We got it as one of our wedding presents forever ago, so it gave us something to do. Then sat around and had a 12 pack. My dad is really my best friend. Sorry for sounding like a bitch. Ill stop now.



PC is pretty happy my dudes!

dads are teh best, you only get 1 of em

 

[vanquish]

My dad is really my best friend.

respect

 

[PC69]

Word.

 

[PC69]

Big Milestone Hand on stars. 22 FTW mofos. Big pot and pretty good bonus. Say what yo!!!!

Edit that guys bonus after the double for winning that hand was $2410. Ship the mother ****ing nickels.

Everyone in this hand won $704

Edit #2. Cleaned up the HH for my peeps ITT.

Poker Stars - $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em (8 players)
Poker Stars Hand Converter Tool from CardsChat.com

SB: $125.75
BB: $84.55
UTG: $143.35
UTG+1: $95.50
MP: $100
MP+1: $218.30
CO: $100
BTN: $118.20

Pre-flop: ($1.50)
UTG raises to $143.35 (All-in), UTG+1 folds, MP calls $100 (All-in), MP+1 raises to $218.30 (All-in), CO calls $100 (All-in), BTN calls $118.20 (All-in), SB folds, BB calls $83.55 (All-in), MP+1 returned $74.95

Flop: ($689.95) (6 players)
*** TURN *** [Ks Td 2s] Q♣
*** RIVER *** [Ks Td 2s Qc] 8♥
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bisull: shows [2d 2c] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Jon Web: shows [3c 5d] (high card King)
Bisull collected $50.30 from side pot-3
SQuiK-iii: shows [3h 7d] (high card King)
Bisull collected $54.60 from side pot-2
ncabw: shows [3s 7h] (high card King)
sansotta: shows [9d Ad] (high card Ace)
Bisull collected $77.25 from side pot-1
Fathead27: shows [7s Jd] (high card King)
Bisull collected $504.80 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $689.95 Main pot $504.80. Side pot-1 $77.25. Side pot-2 $54.60. Side pot-3 $50.30. | Rake $3
Board [Ks Td 2s Qc 8h]
Seat 1: ncabw showed [3s 7h] and lost with high card King
Seat 2: Jon Web showed [3c 5d] and lost with high card King
Seat 3: sansotta showed [9d Ad] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: SQuiK-iii (button) showed [3h 7d] and lost with high card King
Seat 6: mogeru (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Fathead27 (big blind) showed [7s Jd] and lost with high card King
Seat 8: Bisull showed [2d 2c] and won ($686.95) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 9: qual0044 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[No Brainer]

stupid people folded that shit...

 

[onemorechance]

I'd forgotten how obscenely good 'The Eightfold Path...' is. Just amazing

 

[vanquish]

heh im watching entourage

 

[WVHillbilly]

I'd forgotten how obscenely good 'The Eightfold Path...' is. Just amazing

Tommy Angelo ftmfw.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Never try to bluff a calling station kids

Full Tilt - $1 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

LP: $98.50
CO: $46.05
BTN: $182.75
SB: $109.65
BB: $100.50
Hero (UTG): $100.00
UTG+1: $143.20
MP: $100.00
MP+1: $71.50

SB posts SB $0.50, BB posts BB $1.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero has 7:heart: 7:diamond:

Hero raises to $3.50, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $3.50, fold, fold

Flop: ($8.50, 2 players) 6:heart: 3:club: J:spade:
Hero bets $5.50, BTN raises to $12.00, Hero calls $6.50

Turn: ($32.50, 2 players) 4:diamond:
Hero checks, BTN bets $19.50, Hero calls $19.50

River: ($71.50, 2 players) J:club:
Hero checks, BTN bets $41.50, Hero calls $41.50

BTN shows Q:club: A:club: (One Pair, Jacks) (PreFlop 48%, Flop 30%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows 7:heart: 7:diamond: (Two Pair, Jacks and Sevens) (PreFlop 52%, Flop 70%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins $151.50