WVHillbilly
Legend
Silver Level
Really??? You must not be paying attention very well.
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fx20736
Legend
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This reminds me of a quote I read once:
At the end of the Second World War a reporter assigned to talk to British soldiers as they were being sent from germany back to England asked a Tommy what the first thing he intended to do upon returning home. The soldier answered, " f**k me wife!" Caught off guard by the answer the reporter regained his composure and then asked what the second thing the soldier intended to, who answered "Take off these &^%$# boots!"
JOEBOB69
Cardschat Elite
Silver Level
Well not her she wouldn't let me but close.An to quote a topic a while back cheerleader>school girl outfitsPics???
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fx20736
Legend
Silver Level
I have a laundromat story that is so disgusting that I could never post it here. I've only told a handful of people in my life and I know for a fact that if Marginal heard it he'd run shrieking looking for
JOEBOB69
Cardschat Elite
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This to me is like the horror movie that you put your hands in front of your face,but peak through your fingers because you just can't help it.I have a laundromat story that is so disgusting that I could never post it here. I've only told a handful of people in my life and I know for a fact that if Marginal heard it he'd run shrieking looking for
Catch up later have a better March i have to get some sleep before another 12Hr shift.Peace.
WVHillbilly
Legend
Silver Level
I don't think we want that.
tusabes
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fx20736
Legend
Silver Level
you're right.
Just know that Marginal would call it one my worst sex stories of the 1990's and it did involve OPL (other people's laundry). I'll leave out the other parties involved and leave the rest up to everyone's imagination.
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onemorechance
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hahaha thank god i dunno what you're talking about
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fx20736
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BelgoSuisse
Legend
Silver Level
For those poor souls who believe rush full ring is a nitfest...
Hand #1
full tilt poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
UTG+1: $40.65
UTG+2: $147.25
MP1: $72.70
MP2: $178.20
CO: $155.60
BTN: $109.95
SB: $94.95
Hero (BB): $113.25
UTG: $113.90
Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 8 :heart: 6 :spade:
4 folds, MP2 raises to $3, 1 fold, BTN calls $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $13, MP2 calls $10, BTN calls $10
Flop: ($39.50) 7 :heart: 5 :heart: 8 :diamond: (3 players)
Hero bets $24, MP2 folds, BTN raises to $96.95 all in, Hero calls $72.95
Turn: ($233.40) T :club: (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($233.40) 5 :club: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $233.40
BTN shows 7 :club: 6 :club: (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
Hero shows 8 :heart: 6 :spade: (two pair, Eights and Fives)
Hero wins $230.40
(Rake: $3.00)
Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
SB: $40.00
BB: $44.80
UTG: $100.00
UTG+1: $150.85
UTG+2: $67.55
MP1: $145.00
MP2: $124.00
Hero (CO): $109.55
BTN: $100.50
Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with J :diamond: T :club:
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $3.50
Flop: ($10.50) 8 :club: K :club: 3 :club: (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $7, UTG+1 raises to $16, Hero calls $9
Turn: ($42.50) 4 :heart: (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $24, Hero raises to $89.05 all in, UTG+1 calls $65.05
River: ($220.60) K :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $220.60
UTG+1 shows 6 :heart: 5 :heart: (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows J :diamond: T :club: (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $217.60
(Rake: $3.00)
Hand #1
full tilt poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
UTG+1: $40.65
UTG+2: $147.25
MP1: $72.70
MP2: $178.20
CO: $155.60
BTN: $109.95
SB: $94.95
Hero (BB): $113.25
UTG: $113.90
Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 8 :heart: 6 :spade:
4 folds, MP2 raises to $3, 1 fold, BTN calls $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $13, MP2 calls $10, BTN calls $10
Flop: ($39.50) 7 :heart: 5 :heart: 8 :diamond: (3 players)
Hero bets $24, MP2 folds, BTN raises to $96.95 all in, Hero calls $72.95
Turn: ($233.40) T :club: (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: ($233.40) 5 :club: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $233.40
BTN shows 7 :club: 6 :club: (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
Hero shows 8 :heart: 6 :spade: (two pair, Eights and Fives)
Hero wins $230.40
(Rake: $3.00)
Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
SB: $40.00
BB: $44.80
UTG: $100.00
UTG+1: $150.85
UTG+2: $67.55
MP1: $145.00
MP2: $124.00
Hero (CO): $109.55
BTN: $100.50
Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with J :diamond: T :club:
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $3.50
Flop: ($10.50) 8 :club: K :club: 3 :club: (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $7, UTG+1 raises to $16, Hero calls $9
Turn: ($42.50) 4 :heart: (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $24, Hero raises to $89.05 all in, UTG+1 calls $65.05
River: ($220.60) K :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $220.60
UTG+1 shows 6 :heart: 5 :heart: (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows J :diamond: T :club: (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $217.60
(Rake: $3.00)
TheDevilsLuck
Enthusiast
Silver Level
In their defense.... It was suited!!! I actually think RUSH is good, if you don't tilt.
BelgoSuisse
Legend
Silver Level
well, tbh, I played a bit more than 7000 hands today, and I cherry picked 2 of them to show off, so it's certainly not something i would recommend to do too often...
PC69
Legend
Silver Level
Running so piss poor man I might just pull out of that game. Freaking ridiculous.
Throwing this in here to prove my point. getting mad lol.
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