***Mighty March Cash Game Chat Thread***

[Lofwyr]

On that note, what is happening in America, can people still deposit, or not? :S

It's anarchy. There's a muslim communist president! He's forcing all US player bankrolls to be evened out with 10% deducted "for allah".

More seriously...I don't know. And yummy fish out there in 10NL land tonight.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 1238276
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $9.10
SB: $25.16
BB: $13.73
Hero (UTG): $22.04
CO: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is UTG with Q

Q

Hero raises to $0.30, 2 folds, SB raises to $1.20, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.90

Flop: ($2.50) 4

A

2

(2 players)
SB bets $1.75, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $2.75

Turn: ($11.50) 3

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls $6

River: ($23.50) T

(2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero calls $10.34 all in

Final Pot: $44.18
SB shows 4

7

(a pair of Fours)
Hero shows Q

Q

(a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $42.18
(Rake: $2.00)

 

[imwatcher]

Uh... I wish I was playing on both you and his table if thats how you play Qs there :S

 

[Lofwyr]

It's how I play queens against that villain. Certainly nowhere near a standard line.

 

[imwatcher]

You must have had pretty incredible reads then

 

[Lofwyr]

Yeah...dude was 85/70 with 40% 3bet pre over 120 hands. And he spewed worse on the turn/river than he did preflop

He was literally betting any card that came on turn/river that he could marginally justify as a scare card to himself. Oh...and explaining his reads and reasoning in the chat box

 

[imwatcher]

*needs to stop getting tilted by the old *call pre, call flop, call turn, open shove river*

 

[JOEBOB69]

Help if you can i feel lost with out HUD.
https://www.cardschat.com/forum/poker-software-tools-61/problem-hem-194580/#post1703106

 

[imwatcher]

Full Tilt - $0.05 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

CO: $5.07
BTN: $5.00
SB: $4.38
BB: $3.84
Hero (UTG): $5.64
MP: $6.15

SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero has A:club: Q:club:

Hero raises to $0.15, MP calls $0.15, fold, fold, fold, fold

Flop: ($0.37, 2 players) Q:diamond: 8:club: J:spade:
Hero bets $0.30, MP calls $0.30

Turn: ($0.97, 2 players) 5:diamond:
Hero bets $0.60, MP raises to $1.80, fold

MP wins $2.03


Why do I struggle to fold these so much more on weekends >_>

 

[Jagsti]

This is how good fatdan runs wtf! Another 20 bi day lalalala!

poker stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8307332

Hero (BB): $217.90 (217.9 bb)
MP1: $100 (100 bb)
MP2: $109 (109 bb)
MP3: $163.95 (164 bb)
CO: $126.05 (126.1 bb)
BTN: $94.40 (94.4 bb)
SB: $104.05 (104.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

5

2 folds, MP3 raises to $2, 2 folds, SB calls $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($6) 8

4

7

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, MP3 calls $5, SB raises to $20, Hero raises to $50, MP3 raises to $161.95 and is all-in, SB calls $82.05 and is all-in, Hero calls $111.95

Turn: ($431.95) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($431.95) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Spoiler:
Results: $431.95 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 8

4

7

3

9

Hero showed 6

5

and won $428.95 ($265 net)
MP3 showed 8

7

and lost (-$163.95 net)
SB showed 7

4

and lost (-$104.05 net)

 

[Jagsti]

OMG!

Don't know why I did it........
Just couldn't help myself to be honest.
Temptation got the better of me and I, you know, I crumbled under the pressure of my peers.

I feel so worthless and totally ashamed that I sank to this level! WTF am I doing? I'm bigger and better than that!

FU, just FU and you stupid fking you tube fking you tube vids!!!!!!

Spoiler

Friday, friday friday

We, we we so excited

Tomorrow is saturday

And sunday comes afterwards

 

[imwatcher]

Dont tell me its rebecaa black.

 

[Jagsti]

Dont tell me its rebecaa black.

Thats the beauty of spoilers dude, you have to show to find out!

 

[Marginal]

lol.

 

[Stu_Ungar]

OMG that song is so bad it actually kind of works.

yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and then comes Sunday...... deep stuff

 

[fx20736]

Thats the beauty of spoilers dude, you have to show to find out!

I can't believe so many of you have told me you missed me already. Here I thought I was the old a$$hole that posted videos. But who am I to deny you guys the joy I spread on this thread.

I have a spoiler but before you click on it please say a little prayer. (Wish for Marginal to post some you tube vids)

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you guys expected a video didn't you

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Did you know that WV loves me?

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but Marginal loves me more

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My boycott of this thread was just a cover story

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I was really on secret assignment

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I was hired as a technical advisor for a documentary

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about drunken tranny hookers

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While we're chatting you should know that my bankroll is now over $ 300 I plan to take a 10nl shot later today

Spoiler

At first I thought I had to stay away from the Cash Thread on principle. This was what I was thinking: (Just replace anytime he mentions America with the word Cardschat community)

Spoiler

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but I suppose you could just as easily have picked this one

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but I keep stalling

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there is one video I really think you should see

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are you ready?

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ok

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here it is

Spoiler

Spoiler

Happy now?

[/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
[/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]

fx

 

[onemorechance]

holy bejesus lol

 

[Marginal]

I am at work so cant post any videos but I will say this

BLACK AND YELLOW

 

[No Brainer]

Carole King is spelt wrong in one of those...

 

[Marginal]

BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW

 

[fx20736]

I am at work so cant post any videos but I will say this

BLACK AND YELLOW

you have a job?

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is it a paper route?

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or do you work at McDonalds?

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or am I way off base?

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are you really...

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a Dancing Bear

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if you are offended by adult themes do NOT go to dancingbeardotcom (really)

 

[Marginal]

Fx, Although I have posted this many times before, one more time.

I am an external auditor for a big 4 firm

 

[fx20736]

Carole King is spelt wrong in one of those...

these things happen.

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she is Jewish and from Brooklyn

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my ex-girlfreind is Jewish and lives in Brooklyn

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but the similiarities probably end there

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another really nice Carole King song is this one

Spoiler

 

[onemorechance]

Black and Yellow

Spoiler

 

[Stu_Ungar]

OMG

Spoilers are the new videos.

 

[fx20736]

Fx, Although I have posted this many times before, one more time.

I am an external auditor for a big 4 firm

I think I vaguely remember something about it. I guess that's not the type of job people would say; Wow, he's an auditor for a Big 4 firm, I'm not likely to forget that!!!

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so as an auditor do you...

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look for improprieties?

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is that fun?

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if you find something amiss are you morally obligated to report it or are bound by a confidentiality agreement?

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but really

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Don't you wish you were a Dancing Bear?

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by the way

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should I change my Cc id to 'The Spoiler'?