***Mighty March Cash Game Chat Thread***

[cAPSLOCK]

Usually I wouldn't play under these circumstances...

(Hydroxyethane)

But I will so that I have fodder to post to this thread to help you monkeys over the top.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Rush, or short stacked omaha?

 

[cAPSLOCK]

SS PLO is less variance right?

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Plus any hand I post will be more insulting/interesting to the OP.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Full Tilt - $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha (4 players)
Full Tilt Hand Converter Tool from CardsChat.com

SB: $0.95
BB hERODAMMIT: $0.80
UTG: $1.05
BTN: $0.40

Pre-flop: ($0.05) hERODAMMIT is BB and dealt
UTG calls $0.02, BTN checks, SB raises to $0.10, hERODAMMIT calls $0.08, UTG calls $0.08, BTN folds

Flop: ($0.32) (3 players)
SB bets $0.32, hERODAMMIT calls $0.32, UTG raises to $0.95 (All-in), SB calls $0.53 (All-in), hERODAMMIT calls $0.38 (All-in)

Turn: ($2.82) (3 players)

River: ($2.82) (3 players)

Final Pot: $2.82

Showdown:
UTG shows (a full house, kings full of deuces)
SB shows (high card ace)
hERODAMMIT shows (two pair, fours and deuces)
Outcome: UTG wins $0.28
Outcome: hERODAMMIT wins $2.26

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Full Tilt - $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha (5 players)
Full Tilt Hand Converter Tool from CardsChat.com

SB: $0.45
BB: $0.63
UTG: $0.89
CO: $0.80
BTN hERODAMMIT: $2.20
bunta13 - Sitting Out

Pre-flop: ($0.03) hERODAMMIT is BTN and dealt
2 folds, hERODAMMIT raises to $0.06, SB calls $0.05, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.18) (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.09, hERODAMMIT calls $0.09, SB folds

Turn: ($0.36) (2 players)
BB checks, hERODAMMIT bets $0.28, BB folds, hERODAMMIT returned $0.28

Final Pot: $0.36

Showdown:
hERODAMMIT mucks his hand
Outcome: hERODAMMIT wins $0.34

 

[PattyR]

lol u goin ham on posts bro

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Umm. There is something VERY strange about our HH converter. Or am I just too Steelreserve+wined?

Full Tilt - $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha (4 players)
Full Tilt Hand Converter Tool from CardsChat.com

SB: $0.95
BB hERODAMMIT: $0.80
UTG: $1.05
BTN: $0.40

Pre-flop: ($0.05) hERODAMMIT is BB and dealt
UTG calls $0.02, BTN checks, SB raises to $0.10, hERODAMMIT calls $0.08, UTG calls $0.08, BTN folds

Flop: ($0.32) (3 players)
SB bets $0.32, hERODAMMIT calls $0.32, UTG raises to $0.95 (All-in), SB calls $0.53 (All-in), hERODAMMIT calls $0.38 (All-in)

Turn: ($2.82) (3 players)

River: ($2.82) (3 players)

Final Pot: $2.82

Showdown:
UTG shows (a full house, kings full of deuces)
SB shows (high card ace)
hERODAMMIT shows (two pair, fours and deuces)
Outcome: UTG wins $0.28
Outcome: hERODAMMIT wins $2.26

 

[cAPSLOCK]

lol u goin ham on posts bro

What do you mean by "ham". I want to understand before I react to your compliment/insult.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

This one is kinda special...

Full Tilt - $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha (5 players)
Full Tilt Hand Converter Tool from CardsChat.com

SB: $0.71
BB: $1.22
UTG: $0.85 (sitting out) - Sitting Out
CO: $0.84
BTN hERODAMMIT: $2.36
AllinardSkynard - Sitting Out

Pre-flop: ($0.03) hERODAMMIT is BTN and dealt
CO folds, hERODAMMIT raises to $0.06, SB calls $0.05, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.18) (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.09, hERODAMMIT raises to $0.45, SB calls $0.45, BB folds

Turn: ($1.17) (3 players)
SB checks, hERODAMMIT bets $0.58, SB folds, hERODAMMIT returned $0.58

Final Pot: $1.17

Showdown:
hERODAMMIT mucks his hand
Outcome: hERODAMMIT wins $1.10

 

[IveGot0uts]

Yeah, I was reading that HH for like 3 minutes trying to figure out what the hell was going on there. I wanna use 3 hole cards in Omaha.

 

[TylerN]

i say i just post 500 posts rite now

 

[TylerN]

everybody will then wake up like "wtf omg we did it!!!"

 

[cAPSLOCK]

We, schmee.

If it happens it will be because a few special posters took matters into their own hands right at the end.

I think the OP is actually embarrassed of this abomination/thread otherwise he'd be posting.

Also, where is our resident video posting Methuselah when we need him?

 

[PattyR]

What do you mean by "ham". I want to understand before I react to your compliment/insult.

means goin hard...goin in...doin work...its a compliment lol

 

[cAPSLOCK]

OK, whew. As long as I am being complimented.

9 more pages of spam and we got it.

 

[PattyR]

im in

 

[PattyR]

gotta go hard today fellas.

 

[PattyR]

no excuses

 

[IveGot0uts]

Actually, pretty sure this whole thread has been a level.

See the pending April thread for Marginal's commentary. I'm going to go ahead and give him credit for having been tipping the balance even more absurdly in favor of irrelevant time wasting in the hopes of using the shift to illuminate how far from being productive things have gone/been, and hopefully cause a shift back towards productivity.

I don't think it's going to far to say that Marginal has been the puppetmaster God to our thread, and that Vanq has gone the route of Jesus and died for/from our sins, only to rise again when the self-temp-ban-hammer has been lifted, into an environment of nuturing poker wisdom and collaboration.

The endless stream of YouTube videos feels like a good fit for Judas while we're at it.



TL;DR: Marginal is somehow God, and Vanq is Jesus. Seriously, don't be so lazy and read it.

 

[PattyR]

people only be postin ITT for another day so who gives a shit, next months will be alll poker content again.

no big deal

 

[IveGot0uts]

Point isn't about the next day, but how we spent the prior 30.

 

[ComplexPlaya]

You know you're running good when you misclick but get there on a 2-outer anyway lol

Entraction - €0.20 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

UTG: €20.00
CO: €20.60
BTN: €2.90
SB: €21.05
Hero (BB): €42.05

SB posts SB €0.10, Hero posts BB €0.20

Pre Flop: (€0.30) Hero has 6:spade: 6:heart:

UTG raises to €0.80, fold, fold, SB calls €0.70, Hero calls €0.60

Flop: (€2.40, 3 players) T:spade: K:heart: 9:spade:
SB checks, Hero bets €1.60, UTG raises to €7.20, fold, Hero calls €5.60

Turn: (€16.80, 2 players) K:club:
Hero checks, UTG checks

River: (€16.80, 2 players) 6:club:
Hero bets €16.80, UTG calls €12.00 and is all-in

Hero shows 6:spade: 6:heart: (Full House, Sixes full of Kings) (PreFlop 19%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)
UTG shows A:heart: A:spade: (Two Pair, Aces and Kings) (PreFlop 81%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)
Hero wins €38.76

 

[IveGot0uts]

It will not end. This has been the most rapetarded POS month ever. Air for runner runner straights v my sets, but any made hand at all gets zero value. I literally cannot win.

 

[benevg]

It will not end. This has been the most rapetarded POS month ever. Air for runner runner straights v my sets, but any made hand at all gets zero value. I literally cannot win.

that is obviously wrong, it will end in less than 24 hours?