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O my god.

That scene is my adolescence.

I was that big kid. Tormented constantly from 7th grade through 10th. I had to fight continously. Once I beat the sh1t out of someone I never had another problem with him but there were always new idiots. If it was today I'd have been kicked out of school, parents would have called the cops and I'd be in anger management and counseling.

The only difference between me and that guy is I wouldn't have waited so long to hit back. I picked up desks with kids in it and flipped them over, lifted kids off the ground in a chokehold and I concussed one kid when I rammed his head into the wall of the shower after gym class when he was commenting on my fat nakedness. Another kid called me a pregnant woman a few too many times and after class I walked up to him, called his name and when he turned around popped him in the face so hard his head bounced off the wall behind him and when his head bounced forward I popped him again. Blood was gushing down his face but no one, not even a teacher did a thing. By the time I was 17 I was 6'3" tall and weighed 302 lbs. No one messed with me and at that point I decided I hated violence, became anorexic, lost 106 lbs in 10 months until I wore 32" waist pants and was elected Student Council President.

That was the birth of a kind of schizo personality in me that has never resolved itself to this day; I am the loudmouth, fat drunken slob listening to heavy metal and watching bukkake porn but I am also the skinny, quiet guy who became a vegetarain, reading the Tao Te Ching and listening to a Mozart String Quartet.

I haven't stayed in contact with anyone from my HS Class and this summer I'll be out 30 years but clips like that bring it back in a whoosh.
 
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I dont watch many vids here either, I watched the bullying vid, and the rebecca black one..... lolz - not sure if she is just levelling the world, but i then watched a very angry, camp sounding, black guy who was moaning about her, was funnier than the rebecca black vid imo.

Also, i watched the homemade russian bungee jump on here at some point
 
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O my god.

That scene is my adolescence.

I was that big kid. Tormented constantly from 7th grade through 10th. I had to fight continously. Once I beat the sh1t out of someone I never had another problem with him but there were always new idiots. If it was today I'd have been kicked out of school, parents would have called the cops and I'd be in anger management and counseling.

The only difference between me and that guy is I wouldn't have waited so long to hit back. I picked up desks with kids in it and flipped them over, lifted kids off the ground in a chokehold and I concussed one kid when I rammed his head into the wall of the shower after gym class when he was commenting on my fat nakedness. Another kid called me a pregnant woman a few too many times and after class I walked up to him, called his name and when he turned around popped him in the face so hard his head bounced off the wall behind him and when his head bounced forward I popped him again. Blood was gushing down his face but no one, not even a teacher did a thing. By the time I was 17 I was 6'3" tall and weighed 302 lbs. No one messed with me and at that point I decided I hated violence, became anorexic, lost 106 lbs in 10 months until I wore 32" waist pants and was elected Student Council President.

That was the birth of a kind of schizo personality in me that has never resolved itself to this day; I am the loudmouth, fat drunken slob listening to heavy metal and watching bukkake porn but I am also the skinny, quiet guy who became a vegetarain, reading the Tao Te Ching and listening to a Mozart String Quartet.

I haven't stayed in contact with anyone from my HS Class and this summer I'll be out 30 years but clips like that bring it back in a whoosh.

Im pretty convinced your account is a level!
 
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Nobody watches videos, so obviously I have to post a video. It's an oldie, but still brings joy.

 
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Im pretty convinced your account is a level!


Why would you say that? Do you doubt what I am saying is truthful?

Fwiw; every biographical detail I have ever posted here is truthful and without exaggeration.

I'm a complicated guy who has had a strange life.
 
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If you ask her nicely she'd probably let you borrow her's for a while.

Also this thread is a train wreck.

I don't know what you guys are doing.

Posting multiple times in a row.

Seems silly to me.

But what do I know.

Yeah this is 7. Deal with it!

Still better than a wall of youtube vids.

So I guess not having to wait for 30 seconds between posts is one of the awesome superpowers of the mods?
 
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Yeah I saw that vid yesterday, had to watch again for awesomeness.

Also, 1st time I have watched a vid ITT. So just fyi of the reg vid posters ITT, this is the type of vids us guise want to watch.

I dont watch many vids here either, I watched the bullying vid, and the rebecca black one..... lolz - not sure if she is just levelling the world, but i then watched a very angry, camp sounding, black guy who was moaning about her, was funnier than the rebecca black vid imo.

Also, i watched the homemade russian bungee jump on here at some point


Watch my Charlie Sheen video doods, it's even better than the songify one.
 
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yeah, rush variance can be pretty sick. Last 10k hands.

almost the same graph :p

xcvxvc.jpg


1280 -> 0 in 1000 hands almost exactly lol
 
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Villain was a multi-tabling reg, like 22/20 or something, I had 3bet her a few times in the session as blind re-steals, or from the BTN to her CO open, none of which got to the flop. She insta-left after this, I was on her left on 4 tables and she must have had enough lol

[x] Now has a note, "adjusts badly to agg"

Full Tilt - $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em (5 players)
Full Tilt Hand Converter Tool from CardsChat.com
SB Hero: $10
BB: $5.12
UTG: $19.37
CO: $12.89
BTN: $10.15
Pre-flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB and dealt :js4: :jc4:
2 folds, BTN raises to $0.30, Hero raises to $1.20, BB folds, BTN calls $0.90
Flop: ($2.50) :5h4: :7c4: :2s4: (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN raises to $8.95, Hero calls $6.80 (All-in)
Turn: ($20.25) :5h4: :7c4: :2s4: :ac4: (2 players)
River: ($20.25) :5h4: :7c4: :2s4: :ac4: :6d4: (2 players)
Final Pot: $20.25
Showdown:
BTN shows :kh4: :7h4:
Hero shows :js4: :jc4:
Outcome: Hero wins $18.76
 
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almost the same graph :p

xcvxvc.jpg


1280 -> 0 in 1000 hands almost exactly lol

**** me, and here's me thinking I was the only one who has -10bi's in 1k hand runs. They are so brutal it's like wtf just happened!
 
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Why would you say that? Do you doubt what I am saying is truthful?

Fwiw; every biographical detail I have ever posted here is truthful and without exaggeration.

I'm a complicated guy who has had a strange life.

I mean I did post an edit so I dunno. I suppose your old enough that a lot has occurred in your life (a lot older than me I hasten to add) :p.
 
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I mean I did post an edit so I dunno. I suppose your old enough that a lot has occurred in your life (a lot older than me I hasten to add) :p.


Until I got married I essentially re-invented myself about every 18 months. Now that my days of debauchery and experimentation are over I just re-cycle my obsessions. That gets tiring so I tried to make one my final obsession by reifying my status. I did it on a blog. The obsession has waned but the blog is still extant. I was so persuasive that I was accepted by a Desi only Webring as one of their own: http://indiamyfinalobsession.blogspot.com/


and to see the obsession before that you can look at my previous blog:

http://darkcitytransitauthority.blogspot.com/
 
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Until I got married I essentially re-invented myself about every 18 months. Now that my days of debauchery and experimentation are over I just re-cycle my obsessions. That gets tiring so I tried to make one my final obsession by reifying my status. I did it on a blog. The obsession has waned but the blog is still extant. I was so persuasive that I was accepted by a Desi only Webring as one of their own: http://indiamyfinalobsession.blogspot.com/


and to see the obsession before that you can look at my previous blog:

http://darkcitytransitauthority.blogspot.com/


How many hours a day do you spend posting youtube videos to various places around the web?
 
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vrolling, video trolling
 
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How many hours a day do you spend posting youtube videos to various places around the web?

less than 1

Aside from those 2 blogs, Cardschat and facebook I've only belonged to 2 forums (one of them I was not fx)

Here are the two (I haven't been active on either in quite some time)

http://www.nyctransitforums.com/

http://www.keno.org/Home.html

note: I am probably in the bottom 1 percentile of facebook users in number of 'friends'. I am not much of a fb guy, I only really use it to keep track of my son and chat with my brother and a few old friends.
 
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How come American adverts have lots of proper A list celebrities? We hardly ever get massive celebrities in ours except for certain types of things or stuff the celebs are selling. I didn't think they'd do it but there's obv money in it.
 
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How come American adverts have lots of proper A list celebrities? We hardly ever get massive celebrities in ours except for certain types of things or stuff the celebs are selling. I didn't think they'd do it but there's obv money in it.
Yeah. Pretty much $$$. Plus, I'd hazard a guess that Americans are more susceptible to "star power" than most and thus it's far more effective than using non-celebs (in the US).
 
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