*** Sexy Septuagenarian September Cash Chat Thread ***

[hackmeplz]

Yeah I don't really fold preflop.

Hero (BTN): $200.00
SB: $92.31
BB: $195.55
UTG: $214.54
MP: $111.36
CO: $509.42

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with A :spade: 2 :spade:
3 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, BB raises to $14, Hero raises to $30, BB raises to $58, Hero calls $28

Flop: ($117.00) 4 :spade: 2 :heart: 4 :heart: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $142 all in, BB calls $137.55 all in

Turn: ($392.10) 7 :spade: (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($392.10) 9 :heart: (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $392.10
Hero shows A :spade: 2 :spade: (two pair, Fours and Deuces)
BB shows A :club: K :heart: (a pair of Fours)
Hero wins $389.30
(Rake: $2.80)

 

[LuckyChippy]

http://youtu.be/0Hr2pS5Veqs?t=45s

Haha this guy's face. You can't embed it when you want it to skip to a certain time.


So I guess the hoo ha about the thread title has died down.

 

[taaron]

***Septembers Simply Sexy Cash Thread***

Stunningly sexy and simple

 

[LuckyChippy]

25% up to $150 reload on Pokerstars. Yum.

I only have enough spare cash for about $100 of that though

 

[LuckyChippy]

Tbf, to clear just the $100 I'd need to clear about 80% of the VPPs I've earned so far this year. Maybe free money is motivation enough (it's not).

 

[Ducky7]

Come at my run good

PokerStars - $0.50 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players

UTG: $49.00 (VPIP: 21.89, PFR: 17.57, 3Bet Preflop: 8.82, hands: 2,096)
CO: $35.85 (VPIP: 45.45, PFR: 9.09, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 11)
BTN: $47.25 (VPIP: 9.09, PFR: 9.09, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
SB: $50.69 (VPIP: 29.98, PFR: 24.02, 3Bet Preflop: 9.54, Hands: 2,521)
Hero (BB): $54.38

SB posts SB $0.25, Hero posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has 7:club: 9:club:

fold, fold, BTN raises to $1.00, fold, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.25, 2 players) 8:club: 5:club: 6:club:

 

[WVHillbilly]

Thread title fixed!

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

guys/HackMe, can you min 5bet to that size ever and fold?

 

[LuckyChippy]

lol, WV, what on earth.

 

[WVHillbilly]

I didn't do that. Mods playing games.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Wtf is happening.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Thread title finally fixed! Might prompt Jagsti's old ass to post again!

 

[hackmeplz]

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/cash-games-11/real-september-cash-game-chat-thread-230241/

 

[hackmeplz]

oh damn this name is actually kinda not terrible.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

And again: wtf?

 

[hackmeplz]

guys/HackMe, can you min 5bet to that size ever and fold?

I don't think so, that's why I'm not a huge fan of that sizing 100bb deep, although I guess if his range is all value and he thinks he can get me to flat some and make money from my bad hands postflop it can be ok? Little does he know I'm gonna value shove on his ass with bottom pair

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Oh, btw guys, don't play perfect poker for 4 and a half hours and then make one enormous mistake in a live tournament - you'll feel like a fool.

Officially starting September with a deficit.

 

[JOEBOB69]

No words i don't know for the title please

 

[vinylspiros]

+1 @ super babe.

 

[Cafeman]

*** Officially Starting September with a deficit Cash Chat Thread ***

+1

 

[WVHillbilly]

No words i don't know for the title please

That's a little too limiting don't you think?

 

[xdeucesx]

"West Virginia- The only state where judges can grant marriages and divorces to the same family. It makes the state run efficiently"


sorry wvh but I had to post it for you

 

[WVHillbilly]

I'm not sure I understand what it's saying but I'll just assume it was an insult an ban you.

 

[Ducky7]

Regs owning me 1 at a time, snap called river

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): $71.25
SB: $50.00 (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
BB: $50.00 (VPIP: 27.50, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 12.50, Hands: 41)
UTG: $64.40 (VPIP: 30.77, PFR: 15.38, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)
MP: $52.50 (VPIP: 24.84, PFR: 18.30, 3Bet Preflop: 6.79, Hands: 1,152)
CO: $78.78 (VPIP: 25.06, PFR: 18.48, 3Bet Preflop: 6.38, Hands: 10,696)

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has J:heart: A:spade:

fold, fold, CO raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, fold, fold

Flop: ($3.75, 2 players) 9:diamond: 5:heart: T:diamond:
CO bets $2.00, Hero calls $2.00

Turn: ($7.75, 2 players) 3:diamond:
CO checks, Hero bets $5.00, CO calls $5.00

River: ($17.75, 2 players) 2:diamond:
CO checks, Hero bets $8.50, CO calls $8.50

Spoiler

Hero shows J:heart: A:spade: (High Card, Ace) (Pre 45%, Flop 5%, Turn 0%)
CO shows 9:club: 9:heart: (Three of a Kind, Nines) (Pre 55%, Flop 95%, Turn 100%)
CO wins $33.19

 

[xdeucesx]

implying the fact that since cousins can marry each other in West Virginia, you save time/money since all divorces are simple since it's all in the family