What would entice you into a Casino?

monkeytilter · Dec 12, 2025

Vote and say why.
I'd go for the food, maybe I'm just hungry

If none of the above, let me know what would!

Ruslan L · Dec 12, 2025

monkeytilter said:
Vote and say why.
I'd go for the food, maybe I'm just hungry

If none of the above, let me know what would!

I came home from work, ate, and now I'm more interested in the topless waitress

You should work as a marketer in a casino, you would definitely be able to attract more customers.

monkeytilter · Dec 12, 2025

Ruslan L said:
I came home from work, ate, and now I'm more interested in the topless waitress
You should work as a marketer in a casino, you would definitely be able to attract more customers.

I was thinking more like guys with their shirts off, but what ever floats your boat

Ruslan L · Dec 12, 2025

monkeytilter said:
I was thinking more like guys with their shirts off, but what ever floats your boat

Oh no... don't
be a marketer, you do bad things

nasty bent gorilla · Dec 12, 2025

None of the three, on their own, interests me. However, my favourite liquor in the belly-button of a reasonably sized person would tempt me in. I’ll make my own dinner beforehand.

DPoker33 · Dec 12, 2025

Free food, if it's good food, of course! The other alternatives don't make sense to me.
Good luck!

farahonloveshad · Dec 12, 2025

I like anything that's free, I'd choose that beer, it always hits the spot.

YLAN · Dec 12, 2025

Free food & drink so I could play more & not think about those stuff.
Not topless servers, that would be too distracting.

userX · Dec 13, 2025

Topless beauties bring free food and drinks, and every time you finish a game, you get a free voucher for $500, which you can immediately exchange for cash......
....... In order to find yourself in paradise, you must first die.

TeUnit · Dec 13, 2025

A great room and good restaurants.

Emily Trott · Dec 13, 2025

I voted for the food since most casinos where I've played already provide drinks. Depending what the food is I may or may not have any but it is the thought that counts. If they offer grilled hotdogs wit h the rolls buttered and toasted on the grill they'd have a steady customer.

As for number 3 while I wouldn't go for the topless, decades ago in Atlantic City a casino had young men wearing Arabian nights genie outfits serving the drinks. I definitely wouldn't object to having one of them serving me, no double entendre intended, that hot dog.

Shadow6969 · Dec 13, 2025

May be food 🥝

Tero · Dec 13, 2025

Coffee, sweet buns and free buckets

That's a Finnish inside joke.

puzzlefish · Dec 13, 2025

By far free drinks, because that means everyone else is drinking a lot and - if there's any poker tables - that's where I will be.

antonis32123 · Dec 14, 2025

Topless servers ??? Lol. No . That would make the casino seem like a strip show kind of . But free food would be sth nice . I don't drink generally only rarely and especially i don't drink while I play betting games , so free drinks would not lure me me to play at that casino

Igor G · Dec 14, 2025

Topless Servers
I would most likely become a regular visitor

dreamer13 · Dec 14, 2025

The casino's goal is to keep players playing until they lose, or at least until they lose more than they win. Even if they cash out, they'll end up leaving with less. Winning players are often rewarded with additional bonuses to retain them, while those who lose large sums are sent expensive bottles of booze.

Sunz of Beaches · Dec 15, 2025

I think free food is what would do it for me. Toplessid not really my thing unless super beauty 😍 and i basically only drink water so free drinks would also not really do it for me.

R.Holynskyi · Dec 15, 2025

All three options are worth considering. I think food would interest me the most

billibooo · Dec 24, 2025

Food for me as well, and if you can

You should get a mod to add an "other" vote

then we can make our own suggestions of what can drag us in

Let the hilarity continue

monkeytilter · Dec 24, 2025

billibooo said:
Food for me as well, and if you can You should get a mod to add an "other" vote then we can make our own suggestions of what can drag us in Let the hilarity continue

I'm not sure how to ask but sounds like a good idea, I'm ot sued to setting up polls so missed a trick.

@admin Can I you edit the original post to include an add "other" vote please?

billibooo · Dec 24, 2025

They can

and woohooo

I have had them do it for me before

I find the comics here always add another layer of laughter

Debi · Jan 6, 2026

I rarely drink in casinos and topless servers would be a huge turn off - so it is free food for me! I haven't paid for a meal in my casino in a very long time. I always have enough reward credits to eat for free. Plus, I get a free $100 dinner once a year - will wait until my husband can join me to do that one.

Brigistul · Jan 6, 2026

I chose drinks in the casino. Food can wait, but thirst can’t!

bullkk · Jan 6, 2026

In the casino, I can only lure

What would entice you into a Casino?

Which of these, if on offer, would be most likely to entice you into a Casino?

Free Drink

Free Food

Topless Servers

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