England is shamed

On behalf of the entire English nation, I would like to formally apologise today for:

a) Our football captain
and
b) Our press

Have you lot seen this? Jeeeeeeees....

Take your pick:

www.dailystar.co.uk
www.express.co.uk
www.the-sun.co.uk
www.dailymail.co.uk

So, to summarise...he slept with his best mate's (and England & Chelsea teammate's) fiancee.

Then again, she does look like this:

http://www.football.co.uk/photos/lh...uQsGpUD0I/AAAAAAAACEc/rxvNCveHta8/vanessa.jpg

Discuss.

:musicus:

Whatever happened ... THEY ... did not get into bed alone. Both must have had to agree. If she slept with both ... doesn't that fall under competitive sports ???

Consational sex .... I might call it ...
^^^^^^^ (is that a new word ... )

It takes two to Tango, besides, the general consensus is that people only "play away" cause they are not getting it at home.

Not nice of them - but I generally don't care who has an affaire with whom as long as my girlfriend and me aren't involved,

If he hadn't tried to gag the press (which then got overturned in the high court) the press probably be going so ape-sh1t over it today

Ah, the highs and lows of celebritydom. Get chewed by the press for the same thing millions of other wankers do every day but no one cares about... and comfort yourself by thinking about the tens of millions of bucks you get paid for playing a little footy.

Wait a second, England still exists?

Who knew?

^^^LMAO! You funny man MDTed!!!

Agree with above - who really cares! It takes 2 to tango and if it's "true love", they wouldn't be stepping out! Some marry badly, or for the wrong reasons...

Honestly, 1 pound for the cone of silence. TW should be so lucky!

Richard Jeffries said:

Then again, she does look like this:

http://www.football.co.uk/photos/lh...uQsGpUD0I/AAAAAAAACEc/rxvNCveHta8/vanessa.jpg

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Cheating sucks and shouldn't happen.
But it especially shouldn't happen with a friend's girl. That is a major guy-code violation.
(Even when she looks like that.)

YOU would!!!!

Why couldnt it just have been typed out instead of having to follow links, i dont care enough to follow links to know whats happened, dont be so lazy op

FTP_TheNuts said:

Why couldnt it just have been typed out instead of having to follow links, i dont care enough to follow links to know whats happened, dont be so lazy op

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^^Pot calling the kettle black.. U can click on the the thread and thats one finger motion but u cant click on the link, and read it as u would here..

Your the lazy one.. Move on

Terry scored the winning goal today and heres a great 1 from the commentator Jon Champion on ESPN: "John Terry plays away from home and scores"! classic

DONT APPOLOGISE FOR THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND JUST BECAUSE ONE FOOTBALLER {YAWN} CANT KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS HES A FOOL THATS ALL. GET REAL NOT A BIG STORY COMPARED TO HAITI ETC FFS.

Richard Jeffries said:

On behalf of the entire English nation, I would like to formally apologise today for:

a) Our football captain
and
b) Our press

Have you lot seen this? Jeeeeeeees....

Take your pick:

www.dailystar.co.uk
www.express.co.uk
www.the-sun.co.uk
www.dailymail.co.uk

So, to summarise...he slept with his best mate's (and England & Chelsea teammate's) fiancee.

Then again, she does look like this:

http://www.football.co.uk/photos/lh...uQsGpUD0I/AAAAAAAACEc/rxvNCveHta8/vanessa.jpg

Discuss.

:musicus:

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you know what, I couldnt give a sh*t about wanky footballers and the bimbos they shag. They are mostly all scum, play football as a living, get paid millions, and act like Gods, and stupid people hero-worship them, for kicking a football around, ffs. Dont get me wrong, I like football, just dont like these flash gits who play it. Crouch said it best, when asked what would he be if he wasn't a footballer, and he replied, 'a virgin', cause without all the fame and money most of these tosspots wouldnt get anywhere with women.
I'm sure there are some decent footballers who do good with their money, but when you have 19-year-olds spending £150,000 on a car for their curent bimbo/wag/girflriend, there's something seriously wrong with the money they earn.
And as for england being shamed, OP, I hope you were joking about that? Some wanky footballer gets caught shagging his mates bird, and we are shamed, as a nation, oh ffs, come on, more important stuff to worry about, me thinks*

*rant over, lol.

redwood54 said:

DONT APPOLOGISE FOR THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND JUST BECAUSE ONE FOOTBALLER {YAWN} CANT KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS HES A FOOL THATS ALL. GET REAL NOT A BIG STORY COMPARED TO HAITI ETC FFS.

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please dont write in Caps(shouting) as I read it in a shout voice in my head, and it hurts, but I agree with your sentiments entirely, this huge devastation in Haiti, thousands dead, the country needs money etc, these footballers could all dip into their vast funds and help in a big way, and will they? no chance. Too busy snorting coke of bimbos bodies, while buying another £10million house for their wife, to keep her happy.

Does it look like a Give a S**T ... Hes private life ... Let him get on with ... Not really that England is shamed...

Tell me where your from I'm pretty sure i can find out stuff that pretty s**t from country as well....

I don`t really care what consenting adults do in private, but messing with a team-mate`s girl is bound to be bad for team morale and shows poor judgement. I wouldn`t be surprised if the manager chooses a new captain.

pokerchild69 said:

^^Pot calling the kettle black.. U can click on the the thread and thats one finger motion but u cant click on the link, and read it as u would here..

Your the lazy one.. Move on

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Actually, clicking on the links just takes you to the homepage with a whole bunch of stupid stories. A quick summary would have been nice. (Not the entire world knows who England's football captain and his best mate are, you know...)

SilentJay said:

Actually, clicking on the links just takes you to the homepage with a whole bunch of stupid stories.

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Thats the press these days lol

beardyian said:

Thats the press these days lol

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English tabloids???? don't beleive it Ian.