Favorite Poker Quotes

[Lucky_Shark]

There is one quote from my native language, but it is obscene. So I'll try to write my quote: you can play poker perfectly, but 22 still has 20% against your pocket AA hand. I hope you understand what I mean.

 

[bojji74]

"If they are defenseless and unable to defend themselves, you have come to the right place." Mike Caro, poker writer.

 

[zorro222_zorro222]

All you need is a chip and a chair...

 

[oarroyo]

Poker is like a woman, you must know how to lie to dominate it!


by Oscar Arroyo

 

[Whaevoz]

"Play like champ, win like a champ, act like a champ." -- Frank Henderson

 

[barbados]

Make room for my pair of kings. (с)

 

[Whaevoz]

“Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.” -- R. E. Shay

 

[Whaevoz]

"Why do the pushing when the donkey will do the pulling?" -- Daniel Negreanu

 

[Bambini7777]

Trust everyone and everyone, but always remove the deck!

 

[Alexey Shley]

I really like the quote "If you have at least one chip in the game, so you have every chance of winning the tournament," as I remember Dan Harrington said.

 

[Whaevoz]

"My favorite chip trick is to make everyone’s chip stack disappear!" -- Amarillo Slim

 

[ejsch]

quotes

chip and a chair

 

[Whaevoz]

“I was tired, a little the worse for drink, jet lagged and light-headed – four out of four conditions in which one should certainly not play poker in Las Vegas.” -- Anthony Holden

 

[Whaevoz]

“I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like.” -- Oklahoma Johnny Hale

 

[IXIX]

“Call” everyone who’s ever played poker 😂

 

[tra1mp]

“If you think cards are a game, then you are a loser. Money ... The measure of success ... Your points. " Stu Ungar is a 1980, 1981 and 1997 wsop champion.

 

[Whaevoz]

"The smarter you play, the luckier you’ll be" -- Mark Pilarski

 

[Bitra1]

Tournament play demands patience to survive and win. Winning at cash games demands a whole other level of thought and deception. You need to reach into your bag of tricks and run the occasional big bluff to be a consistent cash game winner.

 

[Gutshot Gus]

I started with nothing and still have most of it.

 

[pirateglenn]

"Its not the cards that you have all the time that makes you a winner or a loser" - Doyle Brunson

 

[WrongUsername]

Quote by Phil Hellmuth

If luck weren't involved, I'd win every tournament!​

 

[Whaevoz]

“The cardinal sin in poker is becoming emotionally involved.” -- Katy Lederer

 

[Whaevoz]

“Whoever coined the phrase ‘a man’s got to play the hand that was dealt him’ was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer.” -- Jeannette Walls

 

[Whaevoz]

“Everybody will eventually run worse than they thought was possible. The difference between a winner and a loser is, that the latter thinks they do not deserve it.” -- Irieguy

 

[Argonaut]

"There's three ways to play pocket jacks, and they're all wrong" -Norman Chad