Favorite Poker Quotes

[Whaevoz]

"I like to see lots of flops." -- Gus Hansen

 

[franken222]

This is not really a poker quote, but it is a funny comment made by a commentator, and it was in relation to Phil Helmuth:

Phil was looking down at his cellphone, and the commentator said: "He's probably looking at hand rankings."

A quote that I liked was by Dan Harrington: "Look around the room. If you don't see an idiot, you're it.:

 

[SopianaeExtra]

This is not really a poker quote, but it is a funny comment made by a commentator, and it was in relation to Phil Helmuth:

Phil was looking down at his cellphone, and the commentator said: "He's probably looking at hand rankings."

A quote that I liked was by Dan Harrington: "Look around the room. If you don't see an idiot, you're it.:

Mr Harrington seems to be a very lovable, nice person. His parents must be proud.

 

[afecho]

"Mother Shover" hahaha

 

[ObiwanJ]

"Poker is a game of who can make the least amount of mistakes"

 

[theoxy]

I hear it in my head all of the time..."You should have folded"

 

[zipocool]

Poker is cool. In one evening you can visit the top and the bottom. It is important to be able to play with bad cards. What matters is not what cards you actually have, but what they see from the source.
Bernard Werber, "Empire of Angels"

 

[Skot_Gy]

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em" - Kenny Rogesr the song The gambler

 

[eugenedav]

No gamble no future is my favorite poker quote. Lol

 

[Arnakk2424]

ALL-IN is my favorite quote

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker is a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.” -- David A. Daniel

 

[Vegas77]

"You gotta know when to hold'em, and know when to fold'em...know when to walk away, and know when to run. You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealins' done", from the song The Gambler, written by Don Schlitz, sang by Kenny Rogers

 

[Whaevoz]

“No river, no fish.” -- Amarillo Slim

 

[SopianaeExtra]

The guy who invented Poker was pretty smart, but the person who invented chips was a genius.

 

[LOOPY]

"NO PAIN, NO GAIN"

 

[bertaS1234]

There is a win, you can eat

 

[Kennemelo]

There is a win, you can eat

terrible quote

 

[Whaevoz]

“Of course I lied. It’s poker.” -- Tony Guoga

 

[Ansley25]

“If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time.” ~ Phil Hellmuth

 

[Whaevoz]

"A pair of balls beats everything!" -- Unknown player

 

[Nokaut men 1997]

"Poker is like sex. Everyone thinks they're the best, but most of them don't even understand what they're doing!" - Dutch Boyd

 

[SopianaeExtra]

"Poker is like sex. Everyone thinks they're the best, but most of them don't even understand what they're doing!" - Dutch Boyd

Dutch (whoever he might be) deserves a Nobel prize in gynecology for this wonderful, inspiring statement.

 

[Lenka65]

poker

Poker is life and life is poker.

 

[steve420]

I would have to say my favorite is- those who chase straight and flushes arrive on planes and leave on buses.

Always practice proper bankroll management and know your odds and outs at every street in the hand.

 

[molokheia]

hi there

"the trick is never play too long"

Bob Seger