Favorite Poker Quotes

[Niykk]

"If you play bridge badly you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy." ~ Joe Laurie Jr

 

[Whaevoz]

"Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a `flush.' It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." -- Mark Twain

 

[navicula]

 

[Whaevoz]

"People on the river are happy to give." -- Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

[Whaevoz]

“All these books, gentlemen, a world of knowledge at your disposal, and you play poker all night.” -- Somerset

 

[ratbat615]

"You call, it's gonna be all over, baby!" -- Scotty Nguyen

I was going to say that lol 😂 but that’s my favorite 😻.

 

[romerim]

No one is always a winner, and anyone who says they are is either a liar or has never played poker" - Amarillo Slim

 

[Irke1]

The best thing about poker is that everyone thinks they can play. Chris Moneymaker​

 

[topcatbrazil]

When you are up your friends know who you are, when you are down you know who your friends are.

( Doyle Brunson )

 

[Whaevoz]

"Good No-Limit players bluff four or five times as often as good players in Limit games." -- Doyle Brunson

 

[Whaevoz]

"I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen players go broke right after the dinner break because they were lethargic from eating a large turkey dinner!" -- Daniel Negreanu

 

[G0930]

"I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen players go broke right after the dinner break because they were lethargic from eating a large turkey dinner!" -- Daniel Negreanu

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[Whaevoz]

"There were several hundred people playing there and, believe me, I saw only two who knew how to play the game." -- Fyodor Dostoesvsky

 

[Xyro2]

"The best thing in life is playing poker and winning. The second best is playing and losing" - My Grandpa.

 

[juan1579]

Only losers and fans complain about the cards.

 

[Niykk]

“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” ~ Sun Tzu

 

[G0930]

“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” ~ Sun Tzu

The Art of War is an interesting read 👌🏼

 

[Whaevoz]

"I always thought that poker probably doesn’t build character, but reveals it." -- Lou Krieger

 

[Niykk]

"Anger. Control your anger. If you hold anger toward others, they have control over you. Your opponent can dominate and defeat you if you allow him to get you irritated." ~ Niten Dōraku

 

[Whaevoz]

"Life is like a game of poker - you have to play the hand you're dealt... But a wise player can play what seems to be a weak hand and win the game." -- Rick Warren

 

[Whaevoz]

"The cardinal sin in poker, worse than playing dead cards, worse even than figuring your odds incorrectly, is becoming emotionally involved." -- Katy Lederer

 

[Stevoodoo]

Sometimes u can't win even if u bring your own deck.

 

[Whaevoz]

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will." -- Jawaharlal Nehru

 

[Niykk]

"Poker may be only a game, but it is not a matter of life and death. It’s a lot more serious than that." ~ Anthony Holden

 

[Whaevoz]

"The best poker books will teach you how to talk the talk. You'll have to learn to walk the walk on your own." -- Lou Krieger