Favorite Poker Quotes

[dannystanks]

Sometimes you’re the pidgin, sometimes you’re the statue. D. Brunson.

 

[Whaevoz]

"If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with." -- Al Alvarez

 

[darkgonz]

Poker is not about chances, it's about deceiving your opponent

Harvey plays poker against Louis

Harvey specter

 

[Misanthrop]

Not on Poker but definitely a good one:

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

George Best

 

[Whaevoz]

"If you reraise a raiser, and he doesn't raise you back, you know he has kicker problems." -- Crandall Addington

 

[Whaevoz]

"Limit poker is like a job. As long as you're a winning player, the more hours you put in, the more money you'll earn." -- Lou Krieger

 

[Whaevoz]

"I've become addicted to playing poker because you're constantly faced with confusion, and winning is trying to make sense out of nonsense." -- Jason Calacanis

 

[Whaevoz]

"Manipulating people is what's so fun about poker. I love that you can just look into someone's eyes and lie—and it's perfectly acceptable." -- Cheryl Hines

 

[Whaevoz]

"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
" -- Samantha Bee

 

[Whaevoz]

"Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life—but it is also merely a game, in which money is simply the means of keeping score." -- Anthony Holden

 

[Cardshades]

"Success in poker is not just about the cards you hold; it's about the choices you make, the risks you take, and the resilience to play your best hand, even when the odds seem against you."

 

[Whaevoz]

"I could think of worse ways of going than at the poker table." -- Al Alvarez

 

[Whaevoz]

"Poker is meant to be enjoyed." -- Chris Moneymaker

 

[Whaevoz]

"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." -- Oscar Wilde

 

[Whaevoz]

"Ninety percent of the hands aren't shown in a poker game." -- Doyle Brunson

 

[ratbat615]

All the good 👍 ones are taken. Chip and a chair 🪑 is my favorite 🤩.

 

[Whaevoz]

"Fate laughs at probabilities." -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

 

[Ingryd]

A good fold is more important than a good bet

 

[Bummy]

You played that hand as a vegan.

 

[Whaevoz]

"An unlikely event is likely to happen because there are so many unlikely events that could happen." -- Per Bak

 

[john_entony]

Yes, I have a few:

1. "You win, you can eat!"

2. "There's an ace-high on the flop - raise!"

3. "If an insane fox is playing poker with you at the same table, you're not drunk! You're just on CardsChat - the best Community in the World!"

 

[Whaevoz]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[Whaevoz]

"So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness." -- Sidney Poitier

 

[RagNar87]

You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play.” ~ Dan Reed

 

[Whaevoz]

"I'm neither here nor there about this Lady Gaga, but she's clearly very passionate about her poker face." -- Paolo Nutini