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latour13
Rising Star
Bronze Level
What’s up, bounty hunters and railbirds,
Nothing beats the adrenaline of a GGPoker Mystery Bounty when you drag a $1k envelope off some random reg’s stack at 3 a.m. The format is pure chaos in the best way..GG nailed the dopamine loop. But let’s keep it 100: the bounty draw animation is slower than a dial-up modem in 2003.
Picture this: final table, 9-handed, chip leader knocks out shorty #47… and we ALL stare at a 12-second spinning wheel while the voiceover drags out “CONGRATULAAAATIONS!” Multiply that by 200 bounties and you’ve lost an hour of your life you’ll never get back.
My fix:
Your turn—what’s the one thing in Mystery Bounties (or any GG format) you’d nuke or upgrade to make these tourneys legendary instead of just “pretty good”? Rake on bounties? Payout jumps? Knockout tracking? Spill it.
Nothing beats the adrenaline of a GGPoker Mystery Bounty when you drag a $1k envelope off some random reg’s stack at 3 a.m. The format is pure chaos in the best way..GG nailed the dopamine loop. But let’s keep it 100: the bounty draw animation is slower than a dial-up modem in 2003.
Picture this: final table, 9-handed, chip leader knocks out shorty #47… and we ALL stare at a 12-second spinning wheel while the voiceover drags out “CONGRATULAAAATIONS!” Multiply that by 200 bounties and you’ve lost an hour of your life you’ll never get back.
My fix:
- Instant reveal toggle (click once, boom—envelope opens).
- Optional “batch mode” for multi-table grinders: collect all your bounties at break or end of tourney.
- Keep the hype voiceover for anyone who wants the circus vibe.
Your turn—what’s the one thing in Mystery Bounties (or any GG format) you’d nuke or upgrade to make these tourneys legendary instead of just “pretty good”? Rake on bounties? Payout jumps? Knockout tracking? Spill it.
