NotADonk said:
These two both went down today.
Why do they do it at the same time, giving us fewer places to play?
It’s obviously all part of the Grand Master Plan™ — the secret alliance of server hamsters, retro‑gaming druids, and whoever else lives in the basement of the internet.
If you put on your finest tinfoil hat, you’ll notice the signs immediately: coordinated downtime, mysterious error codes, and probably a hidden message from ancient aliens.
Some say it’s the Illuminati testing our patience; others claim it’s just maintenance engineers who really like doing things simultaneously.
Either way, the conspiracy theories are definitely more entertaining than the truth.
Until the servers rise again, we can at least enjoy the drama of imagining shadowy forces plotting our gaming schedule.
