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Message: [QUOTE="KerouacsDog, post: 460917, member: 10398"] Game 3: Seat 1: Shermstick Seat 2: Jennifer Tilly announcer: welcome to the 3rd game in this series. Seated are Shermstick from CC, and Jennifer Tilly from the pro-camp. Before we begin, can we ask you, Mr.Shermstick, to remove that canoe from your pocket? SS: Canoe? thats no canoe. And it's not Shermstick, it's the Sherminator, the love God, ok? announcer: er, ok. shuffle up and deal SS: Ive got a pocket rocket. JT: But we havent recieved our cards yet? SS: Your point is? I still have a pocket rocket. JT: Errrrrrr, ok. Cards are dealt Shermstick has Jd9c SS: You have a nice pair Jen JT: What!!!!! Are these cards marked?WTF SS: I didn't mean your cards babe! JT: Are you gonna continue to talk like this? SS: Do you mind? JT: F*ck yeah! SS: F*ck? nice word. wanna try it? JT: OK, that's it, I quit.I dont need this abuse for $100,000 SS: OK, how much do you want? $200,000? JT: F*ck you! SS: In that case I'll add $100,000! JT: F*ck-off, Im gone. SS: Call me, honey, sometime, you know you want to. You know you wanna ride this 'Sherminator' all the way to the final destination...... JT: F*ck-off announcer: Er, ok..............Well, as Jennifer Tilly has quit the game, the win is awarded to Shermstick, and CC. Let's go ask a member of the audience their opinion on today's game. You sir, your thoughts please? Jack Daniels: She's got a great f*cking set, aint she? announcer:Er, ok, lets get a female view of this? You, madam? BubbasbestBabe: Im with JD. She's got a great f*cking rack. I'd like to dominate her on a poker table. JD: Can I watch? KerouacsDog: I'll get us some drinks JD. This could be fun? What you having? JD: Have a f*cking guess, muppet? KD: Cup of tea? (Pros 2 Ccers 1) (next game, Bubbasbest babe versus Gus Hansen) [/QUOTE]

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