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Message: [QUOTE="GoodDeedsTree, post: 2265916, member: 109683"] [b]The Dead Nuts2[/b] So as I reach for my Bankroll, I feel a slight Miss, to no surprise, I "Robby 2 Tones" But, for the sake of the "STORY", You can just call me "Tonez" :icon_fara but back to the story. I had left my bankroll, back at the hotel, With that skeezr :bootyshak.... I soon Find my mind wrapped around the thought of walking away from the table, When suddenly It hit me like a wrecking ball.. "I lost my Best friend this way.":toilet: So I reached for my favorite drink. :cool: And took a sip, and said, that all time famous line you hear from those that just took a bad beat at the table. " I'll be Back." Knowing, in my own mind that I wasn't coming back. At least not yet! so, I Reached for my coat and, turned for the door. I hopped inside my "Lamborghini" And drove back to the hotel. Where to no surprise I find "Empty" :bootyshak Unfortunately.:mad: The B*tch had stole my money :mad: so now, I start looking around and notice my room door slightly open. So I head down the hall Towards, the room and start hearing these Loud MOANS, GRUNTS, and " LOUD " SCREAMS of (enjoyment) look around the corner and There it was :bootyshak :toilet: :bootyshak :toilet: just picture the two guys stabbing that booty shaking....:rolleyes: and there it was.... my money spent on a ton of coke...... Damn! Whore had Snorted it up and having wild sex all over my bed and pillows, sliding in and out of our satin sheets. rump just flying all over the place :bootyshak :bootyshak :bootyshak and the two guys that are hitting it, had the most weirdest faces on :eek: :eek: mean while, I just walked in on her. so I see the Guys Pants Laying there. So I take them both grabbed a the $2,300 there and I headed back to the game. Where I saw, "You" there and We sat Down for a little 1 on 1 game session. Blinds are 10/20 And Min Buy In was $300 Max was $2,500. "You" "Buy in" for $750, And I buy In for $2,300. the dealer deals "You" win small blind. I have Big Blind. Things are looking up. I get AH 3D "You" have jack squat. I decided to check after, your loooooooooooooooooooooong assed Pause.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. And so, I throw a $400.00 Bet at "You" And For some unknown reason "You" decided to call. The Flop Comes. And Low and Behold It's (JackSquat, JackSquat, A of spades) And You Go, "All In" I Fold Knowing You played "JackSquat" and was Good So then Next Hand I get ( :jd4: :jd4: ) You get (AH KH ) So dealer say's " I'ts Your Action Mr.Tones!) So me Being The King I am!. I Jam "All In" You For some Reason Called! :rolleyes: and the flop comes( :jd4: :jd4: Kd) Turn.. and in slow motion the dealer throws a (Ks) " Your sitting on the edge of your seat." I say" And the Dealer Say's " To The River" and BAM!! Throws a ( 2C ) ...." Hell Yeah!", I Screamed Out " SHIP IT!!! and when you heard that "You" Knew it was over! You Show your hand Ak Hearts Suited And I Throw my :jd4: :jd4: "Dead Nuts" over and take down the hand. So, I slap the dealer with a $200.00 tip. And Walk Away from the Worlds Greatest game ever Told by a Winner. And Writer of "The Dead Nuts2!" For more on This series and more Contact me or simply post comment.. from a Learning Writer and inspired poker player. "Me" Good Deeds Otherwise known as Robby2Tones.. Robert Tyler look forward to reading your posts..:cool: [/QUOTE]

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