donkey, fish, noob?

not sure where to put this post so starting it here, does any established or players that have been playing awhile still use these terms? I remember when I 1st started playing I used to call people this stuff all the time but after awhile it just seems lame to me. Maybe it is because I play so many tables that I don't have time to type out some witty "nice call donk". or maybe it is just because now we realize that stuff happens and get over it.

I just don't see a point in sitting there screaming and calling someone a donk or fish. To me it just sounds stupid anyone else?

If some fool beats me with a dumb play that hits lucky, I`ll usually say nothing.

If I say anything at all, it`ll be "NH".

After all, I don`t want to warn him that he`s playing stupid. I need him to keep doing it, so I can get my chips back.

Egon Towst said:

If some fool beats me with a dumb play that hits lucky, I`ll usually say nothing.

If I say anything at all, it`ll be "NH".

After all, I don`t want to warn him that he`s playing stupid. I need him to keep doing it, so I can get my chips back.

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just seems every time I see someone call someone else a donk I just have to giggle because its soo pointless.

Id

Id like to not say anything, and i agree it is pointless.
But i just cant help my self when you play a $5 sitNgo and someone goes allin 1st hand with Q4, you call with KK and lose, and then they call you a donk (before you have even said anything), for going all in with kings in the 1st hand.

You can get in people's heads just by calling them names sometimes. (It can be amusing)

vanquish said:

You can get in people's heads just by calling them names sometimes. (It can be amusing)

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zip it DORK!!!!


did it work?

stormswa said:

zip it DORK!!!!


did it work?

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Nice call donk.

I usually hit the info button or stats tab, so I can't type to anyone, or read comments

I want points for creativity here


PokerStars Game #10450669964: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/06/15 - 16:29:54 (ET)
Table 'Corduba III' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: FLOPBOY21376 ($47.60 in chips)
Seat 2: vanquish331 ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 3: Stormswa ($73.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Absurde ($5 in chips)
Seat 5: SalomXwave9 ($25.60 in chips)
Seat 6: snyder02 ($46.80 in chips)
Seat 7: MSD88 ($24.50 in chips)
Seat 8: vulgarian1 ($49.10 in chips)
Seat 9: PDJ3777 ($53.45 in chips)
mischman: posts small blind $0.25
Absurde: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
stormswa: vanquish you are a dork
vanquish331: ok nice call donk
stormswa: oh really take this
Dealt to stormswa [6h 2c]

stormswa raises all in for $73.80
Absurde folds
SalomXwave9 folds
snyder02 folds
MSD88 folds
vulgarian1 folds
PDJ3777 folds
FLOPBOY21376 folds
vanquish331 calls $49.00 and is all in

**flop**

KcJh2h


**turn**

4d

**river**
2s


stormswa: boom how you like that donk
vanquish331 : nice push donk
stormswa: yea this donk taking your money

stormswa wins around $100 and dosent want to do the math since this is fake anyway boooya, oh yea and vanquish331 shows AdAh


disclaimer: thanks misch for use of your hand history it was 1st one I clicked

Obvz forged: my PokerStars name is vanquish331

vanquish said:

Obvz forged: my PokerStars name is vanquish331

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duh said it was fake but let me change the name thing.

The problem with insulting a fish or donk when they make a bad play that pays off is that you may make them realize that you're right and they'll play better...that's not good. I like to express comedic frustration then congratulate them on a good play with subtle sarcasm