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It amazes me how bad players are. Do they even care that they can only win when they catch miracle cards. What makes someone call for all of their chips preflop with K8. Do they really think that the guy who hadn't played a hand all game was going to have worse than a K8. Then people play AJ like it is aces and draw an ace to beat you JJ EVERY time. I haven't won when i was ahead in weeks and i haven't put chips in the pot once where i wasn't ahead so i know it isn't tilt. What the hell?
 
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you must be really really unlucky :D
 
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At Dr. Hoggly Woggly's Texas Chainsaw BBQ and Poker School, we can teach you how to 'deal' with these suckout masters. Extensive courses in poker basics, like flushes still beat straights, along with advanced classes in chain sharpening and gas handling, assure you of having all the tools any poker professional could want. Additional classes in money management, and money laundering are available. We are a non-affiliated complete dishonest and uncreditworty institution for higher learning. You can be assured our crack staff is high on higher learning. So high that a warning must be given. Altitude sickness is a possibility, so acclimation is mandatory.
 
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Monoxide said:
you must be really really unlucky :D

Why is this funny to you?
 
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It amazes me how people complain about how bad players are. Would you rather play against stoney rocks who never put any money in the pot? Good luck trying to make money at that.

Fairly recently, I wrote an article/blogpost about this very subject:

Stick's Poker Blog: Why Complain About Playing Against Donks?
 
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It's really amazed me how many people I have encountered since visiting this forum who genuinely seem to believe that virtually all other players are useless. It never seems to occur to them that:
  1. Maybe they themselves aren't quite as brilliant as they think they are.
  2. Even good players don't play brilliantly all the time, so some of these "idiots" are probably better players than they themselves are.
 
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Because there is like a million of these threads. Its not really funny I guess, more sad if anything.
 
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unstoppable4 said:
Do they really think that the guy who hadn't played a hand all game was going to have worse than a K8.

Sorry to hear about your recent run of bad luck. I would suggest taking a few days off and not playing any poker. If you don't feel you can do that, switch to play money games and play those. Push with crap hands, do whatever it takes to get out your frustration. When you feel like you are on an uptick again, get back out there and play for real.
 
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dj11 said:
At Dr. Hoggly Woggly's Texas Chainsaw BBQ and Poker School, we can teach you how to 'deal' with these suckout masters. Extensive courses in poker basics, like flushes still beat straights, along with advanced classes in chain sharpening and gas handling, assure you of having all the tools any poker professional could want. Additional classes in money management, and money laundering are available. We are a non-affiliated complete dishonest and uncreditworty institution for higher learning. You can be assured our crack staff is high on higher learning. So high that a warning must be given. Altitude sickness is a possibility, so acclimation is mandatory.
:rofl:
where can i sign up :D

op, ur just the unluckiest player in the world, give up the game
 
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