Have Any Good Poker Jokes?

EVA777 · Oct 15, 2018

layingbaIf in life there was no entertainment, games, funny stories, then it would be completely gray, uninteresting! :boring::boring::boring:In Russia, they tell a lot of jokes about everything in the world - this is a short humor - anecdote.
About poker I have never heard ... Do they exist?
Can anyone know? Let's have some fun together!:five:

krisi77 · Oct 16, 2018

two friends go out of the poker room one butt naked and the other in underwear, the naked taught the one with the underpants: I've always respected you for knowing when to stop

pescaofish · Oct 16, 2018

In a Midnigth Tournament, someone Yells: "All in", and The Lady next door, Yells back: I am ready anytime!

rigor mortis · Oct 16, 2018

Did you hear about the blonde who brought a bag of french fries to the poker game?
Somebody told her to bring her own chips.

Delenia · Oct 16, 2018

What did the giraffe say to the leopard at the poker table? Answer: I thought you were a cheetah.

PokerDragon99 · Oct 17, 2018

I have to bookmark this posts, gonna look later for awesome jokes.

Gr34tWh1t3 · Oct 17, 2018

That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,” the housewife told her neighbor. “You didn’t do it, did you?” “I have to admit I did — though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven’t done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!

wrapper · Oct 17, 2018

"I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright

MattRyder · Oct 17, 2018

A woman walks into the living room and sees her brother playing poker with their dog.

MattRyder · Oct 17, 2018

A man comes home from his weekly poker game late. His annoying wife is waiting for him.

EVA777 · Oct 17, 2018

krisi77 said:
two friends go out of the poker room one butt naked and the other in underwear, the naked taught the one with the underpants: I've always respected you for knowing when to stop

:congrats::congrats::congrats::flowers:

arty:

Thank you for the good mood! I laughed so long! Even the jaw ached !!! :icon_chee:icon_chee:icon_chee

EVA777 · Oct 17, 2018

Of all the forum topics this will be my favorite topic! I didn't expect such funny poker jokes! Immediately the mood is much better! Still can not calm down - ha-ha!

tauri103 · Oct 17, 2018

A man enters a bar and sees at the bottom of the room a gaming table. This is a game of poker that is held there. There are six players among which, a dog, a real dog. Intrigued, the man looks at the game and realizes that the players are acting as if nothing had happened. The dog holds his place, plays, raises, 3Bet sometimes. He advances the chips when necessary. Surprised all the same by the situation, he approaches the table a little more and between two hands asks one of the players: "I can not believe that a dog can play poker! He must be the smartest dog in the world! wow! The player turns discretely with a slight grin and slips: "He must not be the smartest. Every time he has a good hand, he moves his tail. "

anderson697 · Oct 17, 2018

pescaofish said:
In a Midnigth Tournament, someone Yells: "All in", and The Lady next door, Yells back: I am ready anytime!

Excellent, You have no idea how much it made me laugh, something happened to a friend hahaha

:rock:

Bambini7777 · Oct 19, 2018

Is it true that you won the car in the lottery? - True. Just not a car, but an apartment. And not in the lottery, but in poker. And did not win, but lost.

Bambini7777 · Oct 20, 2018

Mom, I played poker yesterday and now I'm moving out of your apartment. - Good news, congratulations! - Thank. You move out too.

ruppelkaren · Oct 20, 2018

In a Midnigth Tournament, someone Yells: "All in", and The Lady next door, Yells back: I am ready anytime!

wlad20082009 · Oct 20, 2018

EVA777 said:
layingbaIf in life there was no entertainment, games, funny stories, then it would be completely gray, uninteresting! :boring::boring::boring:In Russia, they tell a lot of jokes about everything in the world - this is a short humor - anecdote.
About poker I have never heard ... Do they exist?
Can anyone know? Let's have some fun together!:five:

Have severe Chelyabinsk poker players there are only 2 buttons ! All-in and fold !

Tony Vayer · Oct 20, 2018

EVA777 said:
I laughed so long! Even the jaw ached !

from what joke your jaw found earth? You were born in the cabbage or in the Shuttle of a kangaroo?

najjah166 · Oct 20, 2018

How do you recognize a leper who has lost a poker game?
when He lost the hand ...

Bambini7777 · Oct 21, 2018

You told me you know how to play poker! - I was bluffing.

wlad20082009 · Oct 21, 2018

Bambini7777 said:
You told me you know how to play poker! - I was bluffing.

Cool ! We all think we can play poker !!!

EVA777 · Oct 21, 2018

tauri103 said:
A man enters a bar and sees at the bottom of the room a gaming table. This is a game of poker that is held there. There are six players among which, a dog, a real dog. Intrigued, the man looks at the game and realizes that the players are acting as if nothing had happened. The dog holds his place, plays, raises, 3Bet sometimes. He advances the chips when necessary. Surprised all the same by the situation, he approaches the table a little more and between two hands asks one of the players: "I can not believe that a dog can play poker! He must be the smartest dog in the world! wow! The player turns discretely with a slight grin and slips: "He must not be the smartest. Every time he has a good hand, he moves his tail. "

:laugh::laugh::laugh: I would like to have such rivals with a tail in today's tournament!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

EVA777 · Oct 21, 2018

wlad20082009 said:
Have severe Chelyabinsk poker players there are only 2 buttons ! All-in and fold !

:dancing2:The main thing is not to think!:dancing2:

roterdama · Oct 21, 2018

joke

Joke #2: You Know You're Running Bad When...

The guy next to you keeps telling you where the ATM is
You order a cheese sandwich at $1.10, and by the time the waitress brings it, you can't pay for it.
When you start cussing out someone for calling your pre-flop raise with JQ (suited)
The only things you say all night are ‘Nice hand’, ‘Well played’ and ‘Chips’!
The nice little old lady with the big pile of (your) chips in front of her inquires if you play here often.

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