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Message: [QUOTE="xexeu, post: 4937265, member: 314475"] Religious play cards A rabbi, a pastor, and a priest were playing Poker when the police raid. The police chief goes to the priest and asks: "Father Murphy, were you playing?" Turning his eyes to the sky, the priest says softly: "Lord forgive me for what I am about to do. Then he turns to the police and says, "No, sir, I was not playing." The policeman, trusting the priest's word, believed what he said. Then he asks the pastor: "Pastor Johnson, were you playing?" Again, after looking at the sky, the pastor responds: "No, sir, I was not playing." The police did not doubt what the pastor said. Turning to the rabbi, the police asked again: "Rabbi Goldstein, were you playing?" Shrugging, the Rabbi replies, - With whom?:evil: [/QUOTE]