Helmuth goes nuts while playing Hoss_TBF

Mase31683 · Oct 4, 2009

soncheebs · Oct 4, 2009

PHILHELLMUTH: no action we see if u hit your hands son

 PHILHELLMUTH: Im a folding machine

 PHILHELLMUTH: then i stick U!!! 

PHILHELLMUTH: this is such BS 

PHILHELLMUTH: **** 

PHILHELLMUTH: I let you dummys go off

 PHILHELLMUTH: and play every hand like a moron

 PHILHELLMUTH: and I'm losing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 PHILHELLMUTH: sick 

 PHILHELLMUTH: fold folf fold

 PHILHELLMUTH: I fold every button

 PHILHELLMUTH: and every small blind

 PHILHELLMUTH: and then U morons beat A-J 

PHILHELLMUTH: or AK

^^ PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I love the poker brat...nice post
 PHILHELLMUTH: makes me sick U have no patience, no game

Poof · Oct 4, 2009

Who in the heck is Hoss and turnthecaroff?
Funny chat anyway.

postflopper · Oct 4, 2009

PHILHELLMUTH: BEST hand syndrome I have

HAHA. this cracked me up real good.

Ebaum · Oct 4, 2009

lol, that was worth a laugh. I despise those fold fold fold AA Woo Woo > all in
....
Fail to trips. Or a river straight. Ugh.

StormRaven · Oct 5, 2009

That was hilarious! He is such a whiner! I can't stand him, have absolutely no respect for him, his attitude is the worst.

M33K3R · Oct 5, 2009

That might have mad my day! That was really funny

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Worak · Oct 5, 2009

Phil is important for me.

He shows me how I NEVER want to be like

- if I turn that direction I'm sure Bianca will split my skull with something heavy (an ashtray, a baseball bat , an axe or sth.)

Lonsdaleite · Oct 5, 2009

HOSS_TBF: phil you see what i check behind last hand when you make 666
PHILHELLMUTH: U such a moron I make those checks everyday
PHILHELLMUTH: tons of times
HOSS_TBF: but i do them while actually playing well

HOSS_TBF: there is a program called mavis beacon teaches typing which  
HOSS_TBF: i found very useful and you may as well 

HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets 
HOSS_TBF: how many you would have 

HILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth

ROFLMAO. This is hillarious. The things he says are so dumb sometimes. When he bitches about his pocket sevens losing to QJ. I especially like the anti bracelets comment.

S93 · Oct 5, 2009

PooffyFooffy said:
Who in the heck is Hoss and turnthecaroff?
Funny chat anyway.

Hoss is probably the best limit holdem player on the planet.
Thats why its even funnier...

Sysvr4 · Oct 5, 2009

I, like many people, used to suspect that Phil was playing a character on TV to get more face time. After reading Paul Phillip's blog for a while and watching the guy for years, I don't think there's any question that this is 100% authentic, genuine Phil.

Hey, at least it's entertaining to watch him lose...

lektrikguy · Oct 6, 2009

HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets 
HOSS_TBF: how many you would have 

One of the funniest things I have ever read...

kbasch · Oct 6, 2009

lektrikguy said:
HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets 
HOSS_TBF: how many you would have 

One of the funniest things I have ever read...

lmao very nice. that was a much needed laugh. Phil wines but so do most when it goes bad. I think he just goes off a little more than he should. Its funny as hell when someone shows him their bluff in the wsop. His next few choice words not to be said on tv make my day

Mase31683 · Oct 8, 2009

sindri_93 said:
Hoss is probably the best limit holdem player on the planet.
Thats why its even funnier...

Exactly. I forgot that I should mention that.

Emperor IX · Oct 8, 2009

UB should ban his chat imo

Stick66 · Oct 8, 2009

Mavis Beacon FTW.

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