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Message: [QUOTE="eyetrace, post: 836549, member: 21231"] No, no I am pretty sure it was God. You see I asked him myself, I said "Oh Lord, What happened at the 2007 Main Event? Every time Jerry needed a card, he would simply ask you, remind you that your kingdom is forever, as if you have some sort of Alzheimer's, and his miracle card came on the river." And the lord said unto me, (that's how you quote God, you use "say unto me) and the Lord Said unto me, "Well he prays like that for everything, he doesn't really get the concept of prayer, and he will pray like that for what he wants for breakfast, how a dental x-ray will come out, and for a new episode of the Office, I really don't have a say in any of that, but I can control what cards come out. So I figured, put the guy on a roll and he will maybe, just maybe shut the **** up with this thow kingdom bullshit" and I said, "wait, is this just George Carlin ****ing with me. The lord said nothing unto me, and quickly hung up. [/QUOTE]