Joke from live poker

In live cards, everybody at the table shares germs from their hands to the cards. One night, I'm sitting next to a woman, who folds her cards, runs to the bathroom, and is back in time for the next deal. I said, "You know we all share germs across these cards, and I know you weren't in there long enough to wash your hands." She said, "Don't worry, I didn't wipe."

lol eeew, the scruffy bint.
we all share those gems is funny lyk, cos i was playin live poker a week ago and this dude at my table had his friend come over and askin him to join him to find sum food or whatever so the guy got up from his seat. The cards were delt and i had KQo in the SB. I managed to catch a Q on the turn and take most of the other guys chips. But the guy who stood up missed out on AA lmao. So watch out when u get out of ur seat when playin poker, u never know which gems ur gonna miss lol.