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translation, according to google translator:

[I]I arrived to my home several moments ago, and what can I say? That was the tastiest sandwich I've ever eaten!

Jeremy and I went to Outback Steakhouse and I ordered a smoked turkey on ciabatta. He's a vegan, so he got a Caesar salad.

Lots of attractive women surrounded us, and I provided a rave review of the smoked turkey on ciabatta for them and everyone else at the restaurant. My oration skills got me three phone numbers, and Jeremy got half a handjob in the bathroom.

"I still can't believe you ate the whole thing!" Jeremy exclaimed, as we skipped along Madison Ave. and down to his SUV.

"I still can't believe it's not butter!" I ejaculated, as I withdrew a 200 oz "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" jar from my satchel.

The ride home was a bumpy one, as Jeremy had consumed two margaritas at Outback Steakhouse, but the 2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee's 4-wheel drive all-American build minimized the damage to my arthritic knees.

"I'm old, but I can still hit 90MPH on the gun. I deserve another shot with the Braves," I garbled as I entered my living room, the smell of musk following me towards my computer chair and enveloping me in the same way a large, influencing entity consumes the soul as it's virginity is suffocated.

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