(Mercy) kill me now...

Confession:

After a few months of hanging with you fine folks, I just stuck my head back into the poker sub-reddit. Good lord that is populated by horrible people. But please don't hold it against me that I stepped out on you—even briefly.

I'm going to go take a shower, slam some Xanax, and maybe schedule a couple of therapy sessions.

And remember, the solution to life, the universe, and everything (according to /r/poker): "Fold pre"

I find that a good rule of thumb is don't go on Reddit.

Seriously, just don't do it.

You seem to have suffered enough already. Putting you down now would just be overkill.

Dear IADaveMark, I don't think this is an objectionable act on your part, but I appreciate your courage in sharing your experience. Death can wait... long live the gift of life! Long live you and all poker players!