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[QUOTE="Panamajoe, post: 784381, member: 36150"]
[b]never saw a straight line I could pass up....[/b]

First of all, nice post Matrix, it will certainly be useful to some.

[B]Dealer: [/B] The jerk that hands out the junk I play.
[B]Pocket Card:[/B]  the junk cards I get EVERY HAND i.e. 7-2 os
[B]Community Card:[/B]  The cards that help everyone else at the table more than me
[B]Small Blind:[/B]  My regularly occurring donation to the table while sitting next to the jerk (see Dealer)
[B]Big Blind:[/B] An even more expensive contribution to the community
[B]Flop:[/B] The moisture that exudes from my pits when ever I call a bet
[B]Turn Card:[/B]  A Jack!  My luck is turning!  Woo Hoo
[B]River Card:[/B]  The card that ultimately allows the other guy to beat you and steal your bet.
[B]Hand:[/B]  Any set of 5 random cards that must not match each other in any way shape or form (impossible in a 4 suit deck?  u haven't seen my hands)
Dealer Button:  A marker that immediately precedes my sacrifice to the table
[B]ShowDown:[/B]  A very rare occurrence that makes a [B]Hand[/B] appear to have some chance to beat another hand and allow me to win some chips.... hahahahahahah

No offense to Dealers, Cards or Hands intended.
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