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Message: [QUOTE="N.D., post: 1296085, member: 30036"] You've never been in a bowling alley have you? Now that's physical, requires some amount of strength + hand eye coordination. Plenty of big guys in bowling alleys. What's incredible is that they're playing a sport(physical + hand eye coordination), and do it while being fat, out of shape, and getting full on plastered. Doubt I could bowl 300 without dropping my Budweiser or losing pace with the number of hot wings I was eating. Now overweight bowlers are true f-athletes :P. Hug your nearest chunky neighbor and stop calling poker a sport. I almost refuse to call golf a sport cuz from what I've seen, which is admittedly little, all they do is drive that little car around while drinking and laughing. What saves golf and keeps it a sport is that they're driving the little car around, drinking, and laughing all while hitting a ball with a stick. Hit a ball with a stick and no doubt you're playing a sport. Add hitting balls with sticks, a race for the ace(to get the button when seated), a race past the bubble, and a race to the final table, now it's a sport. No races, no balls, no sport. Only exception is if your chips weigh at least 1/4 of your total weight and you carry them for yourself. Now for a more pressing, if random issue. Do David Benyamine and Erica Schoenberg have sex or is he her merkin? It's all this talk of fat guys. David's "Fat Bastard" level big. So big that he probably hasn't seen his willy since winning the Grand Prix of Paris. And Erica seems too froo-froo to go a-huntin' for it. So now I'm wondering if they even do it. Yeah, I'm that immature. Logistically it's baffling. Surely she's on top(imagine that much man collapsing on top of you and yikes). Still, his stomach's so big. How the devil do they do it? I wonder if there's a "Fat Bastard" channel on Red Tube that could answer my questions. Anyway, if you're a female chubby chaser or just a fat guy, lemme know how it's done, cuz I'm completely baffled. [/QUOTE]

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