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[QUOTE="MrDaMan, post: 503140, member: 16811"]
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
die on the same day and they both
go before an Angel to find out
if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately,

there's only one space left that day,

so the Angel must decide which of them
gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says,

"Look at these,

they're the most
perfect breasts

God ever created,

and I'm sure it will please God to
be able to see them every day,

for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly,

and asks

Her Majesty the same question.

The
Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,

shakes it up, and gargles.

Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel
says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks,

"What was that all about?

I show you two
of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.

She spits into a
commode and she gets in!

Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel,

"but even in Heaven,

a royal flush

beats a pair - :eek:
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