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[QUOTE="mparker876, post: 905902, member: 42370"]
Edited for your comedic enjoyment....
 
[U][B]The Eleven Satanic Rules of Poker[/B][/U]
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
 
2. Do not tell your bad beat stories to others unless you are sure that they want to hear them.
 
3. When in another's home game, show him respect or else do not go there.
 
4. If a guest in your home game annoys you, bluff him mercilessly and felt him when possible.
 
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the tell.
 
6. Do not take chips which do not belong to you unless they are a burden to the other person and he cries out to be bluffed.
 
7. Acknowledge the power of the check-raise if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of the check-raise after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
 
8. Do not complain about any hand to which you could have folded.
 
9. Do not harm little children, they don't understand the game.
 
10. Do not kill donkeys unless attacked or for your food.
 
11. When you flop a monster, raise no one. If someone raises you, reraise him. If he does not stop raising, push all-in.
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