Poker One Liners for 2014

Creepy Jackalope

Creepy Jackalope

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I'm thinking that I'd like to post some one-line reminders by my computer. Things that an online poker player should remember, or may need to be reminded of from time to time. I'm hoping I can get lots of worthy submissions here...
 
etherghost

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When in doubt, throw 'em out!
 
Creepy Jackalope

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etherghost said:
When in doubt, throw 'em out!
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Ha ha.. never heard that one before.. thanks.
 
Jblocher1

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A pair of deuces never loses ;) no I'm kidding, that's a good one if you wanna lose.

Don't go broke with pocket aces

If its not the nuts it can be cracked (super ironic because nuts get cracked lol)

It's not a bad beat If you never had the best hand

equity is like a mans private parts.... Whoever has the most of it will win long term (LOL, I think you guys know what I mean)

The cards don't matter if you have a solid read
 
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Poker teaches us to control their emotions

Skill adapt to people

Want to win? Teach math!

Poker improves concentration

To be successful - must learn

Patience, patience, patience

Skill to adapt to situations

Poker teaches us to live
 
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery!!
 
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get a hunch bet a bunch
 
etherghost

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Poker? I don't even know her!
 
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etherghost said:
Poker? I don't even know her!
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LOL :D

I know when to hold'em but I fold'em. Got that from an xbox game :D
 
Creepy Jackalope

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I like this one:
"If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you." ~David Levien and Brian Koppelman
 
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write down next to your pc: DONT bluff. that will take beginning players a longggggg way
 
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vinylspiros said:
write down next to your pc: DONT BLUFF. that will take beginning players a longggggg way
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+1
 
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etherghost said:
When in doubt, throw 'em out!
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i like that much better than the knowing when to hold/fold routine :)
 
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