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Message: [QUOTE="starting_at_the_bottom, post: 2195365, member: 93042"] A load here I have quoted from a similar thread, about signs that you play too much poker. When at the airport having just come off the plane and passing into Arrivals you see hundreds of people standing behind the rail waiting to meet friends/relatives and all you can think is "lol railtards" 2 years ago I needed new glasses and to buy them they give you a free eye test for the prescription of the lens. Doctor says ' Do you read or use a computer a lot?' me 'I read and I also use the computer a lot' him 'word processing and surfing, or additional strain on the eyes' me 'Well I play a little online poker sometimes' him 'ok, well lets see how your eyes are' He then switches off the lights and I do the 'please read the lines test. He says 'read the 2nd line please' The 2nd line has a 3 K J 2. So I obviously say, 'Three, King, Jack, Deuce' I had no idea what I said was wrong until he looked at me and said 'A little poker?' Then I clued in. when deciding where to take a girl on a date u thinking in terms of ROI group of us went to a club last night and as we walked up to the doorman i said "ay whats the buy in".. Most food consumption is included as "expense" out of your daily Poker profits/losses. spending half an hour making a sandwhich while trying to multi table at the same time. When you think of loyalty reward cards for restaurants as "rakeback". Whenever there's an adverse coincidence e.g. the traffic light going orange before you can make it through, you blame it on "***** variance" So Im at a buffet and my friend is like taking a little bit of each serving onto his plate and I say "dude dont limp into every pot just raise big on the good ones" When at grocery store checking out and cashier tells me total is $47.16 and i announce "raise" as i hand her a $100 bill. When your taking a taxi somewhere and the driver tries to start convo with you, and all you can think about is that you wished there was an observer chat off button [/QUOTE]

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