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[QUOTE="Johnny Too Bad, post: 1841881, member: 85692"]
The King of Bling

Whenever I have pocket Kings, the dealer flops an Ace.
It makes me want to rack my chips and walk out of the place
I know it's not the dealers fault, he has a job to do.
It seems that I am always at the sharp end of the screw.
I hope it doesn't make me sound too bitter 'cause I'm not.
But, doesn't being dealt two Kings entitle me the pot?

I raised it when it came around, I got the blinds to drop,
And now there were just three of us, waiting for the flop.
If you don't flop a King for me, I can forgive one stroke.
For once let it be Eight, Six, Three. I'll give you a nice toke.
But nooooo that never happens, The flop is Ace, Ten, Nine.
Diamonds all, imagine that, a suit that isn't mine.

I know I've gone from first to worst, but it's not over yet.
In my frustration when it's checked around, I call out "Bet!"
I knew it was a foolish thing to do, I couldn't stop.
My eyes were tearing up on me from staring at the flop.
So, when I think it's all but lost, the Turn provides a King
The King of Hearts, I'm pleased to say (and not The King of Bling)

The other players check to me, they smooth call when I bet,
Now, I just need to cross this river, without getting wet.
The River is The King of Bling. I've hit Four of a Kind!
The Royal Flush my rival made, had never crossed my mind,
As things turned out, it didn't hurt to lose with such a hand,
I took the Bad Beat Jackpot home. It was eleven grand......
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