Poker quotes

I was looking around online and I found a number of good quotes involving poker http://www.holdemsecrets.com/quotes.htm and I just thought I would ask everyone what are their favorite quotes or if they would like to put down any of their own.

"It is far better to get no cards then good cards at the wrong time"-me

I like the one in my sig.

"If luck wasn't involved I guess i'd win every time" - purely classic.

"if not for online poker,Id be a rich man!"