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[QUOTE="kaiWalk, post: 903228, member: 24918"]
[B]Rigged[/B]:
   
  Adjective
   
  Definition:  I play poorly and couldn’t spot a flush draw if it was taped to the inside of the sunglasses I wear at my computer because it makes me look like the cool pros that I wish to emulate, even though I’m not really sure what that means.   Often preceded by “F***ing” indicating exceptionally narrow-minded play, such as limping with A’s UTG. 
   
  Any use of the term indicates that a conversation including the words Outs or Live Cards would be beyond comprehension.
   
  Usage:       Primarily a part of the lexicon of players whose self-image vastly differs from their table image.  See “Micro-stakes Johnny Chan” for further clarification.
   
  Profitability:   HUGE.  When confronted with a player who frequently rants about rigged sites, it is best to offer comforting reassurances that they played all hands correctly, the poker world vastly under appreciates their true poker genius, then invite them to a ring game with you.  Upon accumulation of all chips, politely leave the game, and distribute the users screen name to all members of your buddy list.
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