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Message: [QUOTE="Flops'm&Bets'm, post: 620479, member: 25442"] [b]Here is a Poker Parody Song[/b] [B][SIZE=3]I worked on this for awhile, and it all just seemed to fit.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]Some that read a previous post may well notice.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]If any of you know the song, you can have a good chuckle.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][B]Rock Star Lyrics (abridged)[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Artist: [B]Nickelback[/B] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I'm through with standing in line [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]to Freerolls that I'll never get in[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]It's like 10,000 Donkeys [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]that I'm never gonna win[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]This Poker-life hasn't turned out [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]quite the way I want it to be[/SIZE] [SIZE=3](tell me what you want need?)[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I want a brand new Laptop [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]With a Huge Bandwidth on the ‘Net’[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]And a Big-Screen Monitor I can play 4 Tables in.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]And a king size Bankroll big enough [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]for Ten K buy-ins plus for me.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3](yeah,so what you need)[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I'll need a credit card that's got no limit[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]And a big black Ace with a Suited in it[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Gonna Play the Ace-high club [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]At thirty-seven thousand chips.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3](Been there done that)[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I want a New Tour Bus with a Loaded Bar[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]And my own Seat at the Taj Mahal[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Somewhere between Chan and [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Ivey in the W.S.O.P[/SIZE] [SIZE=3](So how ya gonna do it?)[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I'd even cut my Losses and change my Username[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][CHORUS][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'Cause we all just wanna be big Poker Stars[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]‘Live’ in Casino houses flopping Nut-Flush draws,[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The cards come easy and the flops come cheap[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The Bankroll stays healthy cause we don't get beat[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]And we'll hang out in the coolest bars[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]In the VIP with the movie stars[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Every good Hold’em Player's [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Gonna wind up there[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Even Shana Hiatt [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]with her peach blonde hair[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]and well..[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Hey hey I wanna be a Poker Star[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Hey hey I wanna be a Poker Star[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I wanna be great like Hellmuth without the hassles[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Hold the straight-flush cards that love to beat up Donk-holes[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Sign a couple contracts [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]So I can get my buy-ins for free[/SIZE] [SIZE=3](I have a Queens ‘a villa... Full-house)[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I'm gonna address my Table [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]with the Greatest Cash-in[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Get a front door turn card to the Broadway Smash-Hit[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Gonna Play a Raise or Fold game that has to [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]boost My ROI with dead money for my +EV[/SIZE] [SIZE=3](So how ya gonna do it?)[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I'm gonna trade this life [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]For fortune and fame[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I'd even cut my Losses [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]And change my Username[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]'Cause we all just wanna be big Poker Stars[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]‘Live’ in Casino houses flopping Nut-Flush draws,[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The cards come easy and the flops come cheap[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The Bankroll stays healthy cause we don't get beat[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]And we'll hang out in the coolest bars[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]In the VIP with the movie stars[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Every good Hold’em Player's [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Gonna wind up there[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Every Railbird Hottie [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]with a Chip and a Chair..[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]And we'll High-Stakes in the private rooms[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]With the Hoyle’s dictionary [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]in today's who's who[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Casino’s get you anything[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]with the Comp. and smile[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Everybody wants a new dealer on speed dial [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]well..[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Hey hey I wanna be a Poker Star[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I'm gonna Play those cards [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]that offend the Experts[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Gonna pop my All-Ins [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]from a Slow-Played open-ender[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Get Head-up Players mis-reading all my calls[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Check Raise 'em ALL-IN so I don't get 'em to Draw[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Hey hey I wanna be a Poker Star [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Hey hey I wanna be a Poker Star[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][B][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy]~Enjoy, I had fun doing it!~[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Palatino Linotype] [/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]

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