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Message: [QUOTE="rivertapped, post: 820074, member: 17384"] Assorted poker put-downs: It must be hard to type with those hooves "I guess your hooves were too big for the Fold button" When does your book come out? GAME OVER PLEASE DEPOSIT MORE COINS TO CONTINUE (After I broke someone and they complained) "You should have bet more." "I Was All in!!!!" "You should have had more to bet" (commense massive tilt) (After I draw out on turn/river) Guy:You're terrible. Me:not a 2 card game. It's a 7 card game. Hi5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a lot of times after i win a hand i will say what i had (after we show down and they obviously see what i had...). Like for example I take down a small $20 pot by hitting a pair of tens on the river... I will say "I had a pair of tens. I won." they will usually be like 'yeah i know you idiot ' or something like that. it is funny to me. random things like "i like tacos" "at Jack N the Box I can get two taco's for $1" "that's only 50 cents per taco" "I thought you played it well" "I knew it was coming" or "I felt it" or "I had a read" "Players only at the table, please" "Hate the game, not the player" I don't tend to get people flipping out at me but any time I notice 2 guys going off on each other I let it for for a minute the interrupt with: "Girls, you're both pretty." Innocent bystander not in the hand: "Hey do not tap the aquariam. Let it go." Bad beat player: "Its not like he can read anyways." "My name is Muerte, prepare to die." A couple of emoticon "fish": <*(( < <*((((-< "Go ask your husband for more money" [Observer] means you get to observe. It doesn't say [Whiner] "This is all the Lord's will. I am merely his servant." "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." I am a lucky player. A powerful winning force surrounds me. "ty, would you like a receipt for tax purposes?" ======> ATM Here take out this trash when you leave. "please don't get your tears on my money" SEAT OPEN! "Does it hurt?" "What?" "The horseshoe that's apparently up your ass." "You'd be better at Razz, u never seem to have a hand" "well brayed" "Can you give me a ride to the bank?" "If your IQ was 10 points higher, you'd be a plant" "That doesn't prove its rigged. That just proves God loves me more" ME:"You should really contact support about that problem" Them:"What problem?" ME:"It looks like your fold button doesn't work" [/QUOTE]

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