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[QUOTE="Zer0-0uts, post: 4650317, member: 160365"]
So, I was playing in a Triple up SnG tonight.  While playing, I had a kind of well epiphany of sorts.  Playing poker is like a prison riot.  Everyone is trying to beat the living snot out of everyone.  You need to come out swinging.  Your punches need to count.  You need to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.  Swing, chop, swing, chop, chop! So the 1st few chumps get knocked the frick out!  By Felicia!

Now you're in the middle stages of the fight. By now you know who the real brawlers are.  You can spot the ones whose punches might sting a bit.  If you just dodge and weave enough you know you will outlast them in this prison riot brawl, but on the flip side of things if they catch you with a few more cheap shots you are as good as dead with a shiv in your throat.  You stay alert, on your toes, and aware.  The next thing you know there are only a few suckers left.

There are only a few suckers left.  If you outlast just one more of these perpetrating fakes you will walk away a winner.  You bide your time.  You see the opportunity, and you seize the moment. BANG!! POW!!!! Just like an episode of Batman! You win! Now you control the prison block and now you have everyone's Cup-O-Noodles.  Now you run the yard! Look out Biancas and Beatrices there's a new top dog in the cell block.

:evil:Zer0:evil:
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