Ultimate entertainment value table?

If you could have nine players at a table purely for best entertainment combination value, who would you include?

My personal list would be:

1. Hevad Khan
2. Hellmuth
3. Matusow
4. HumbertoOoOoOo
5. Scotty Ngyuen (Sorry can't spell that)
6. Daniel Negranu (Sorry can't spell this one either)
7. Prahlad Friedman
8. Jeff Lisandro (Lol he and Friedman can finish that fight from 2006)
9. Jamie Gold to trash talk everyone

Be one AWESOME table to watch on TV.

(Got inspired by pantin007's topic of fav pros)

Agreed. Replace Hevad with Sheikh (can't stand that guy, but would definitely add to the trash talk factor). Of course Daniel is my favorite, and I love Scotty Ngyuen (can't spell it either ). What a blast it would be to play with those two.

Scotty Nguyen. Honestly, you Occidentals!