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[B]VP Pappy’s 30 “Famous Last Poker Words”[/B]
     1. “This game looks easy. How hard can it be?”
     2. “Don't worry about me; I know how to play this game.”
     3. “It can't be that much different than playing video poker?”
     4. “My luck is bound to change, sooner or later.”
     5. “I promise Honey, I'll only play for half an hour.”
     6. “Sir, do you know where the ATM machines are?”
     7. “That's it, if I lose this hand, I'll never play poker again.”
     8. “There's no way in hell he could possibly have four of a kind, I’m all in!”
     9. “I feel very lucky today. I think I'm going to play at the high-stakes tables.”
   10. “I'm only going to be playing poker in Vegas for three days. How much could I
         possibly lose?”
   11. “Miss, bring me another double Jack Daniel's. I play much better when I'm relaxed.”
   12. “That guy hasn't played a hand in an hour. I just know he's bluffing.”
   13. “I win playing at home with our friends, don't I?”
   14. “Finally, I won a hand! I can't quit now, my luck's just starting to change.”
   15. “One thing for sure, I'll never play with these guys again.”
   16. “Read a book on how to play poker? Ya, right, as if I don't know how to play the 
         game.”
   17. “Don't worry Honey; I'll win our money back in no time at all.”
   18. “Honey, do you know what our credit card maximum is?”
   19. “Just one more hand and I'm outta here.”
   20. “I have this feeling that this is going to be my day.”
   21. “I've seen these guys on television. They're not that good!”
   22. “With all the chips I have, I should be able to push these guys around.”
   23. “Bluffing is the name of the game.”
   24. “I'll just keep raising, sooner or later I've got to hit something.”
   25. “I've got him right where I want him.” 
   26. “Oh, oh!”
   26. “I'll let him have it. It's only one small pot.”
   27. “I know he bluffs. The next time he goes all-in, I'm gonna call him.”  
 28. “So...you’re a pro. We'll see about that!” 
 29. “I can feel it in my bones. My luck’s gonna change.”
 30. “You don’t scare me Mr. Ivey, deal those damn cards!”

[LEFT][COLOR=#000000]I'm not  trying to spam you guys, but I think I should show you where this crazy stuff comes from. It comes from my latest book, [I]HALLOWED HOLD'EM POKER[/I]. VP Pappy, or vppappy, was my moniker when I used to play poker online before the government shut down the sites.[/COLOR]
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