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Message: [QUOTE="Poker Orifice, post: 1610129, member: 33113"] How about.. 'new-ish(er) mtt player (female) from a poker forum who's only ever played online and always micro stakes (mostly priv. forum games).. wins a satellite ticket to the WSOP MainEvent. Makes plans to turn the trip into an experience they're planning on writing about for said poker forum & wins the $1K 1-table satty.... thenplays in the very event they had planned on only observing & writing about... they are actually now playing in it!!! Day 1 turns to Day2.... .then Day3.... then Day4..... Day 6 they wake up with AA & choose to flat a 3bet.... concealing the strength of their hand & relying on their EXPERT postflop skills they've acquired from playing the forum micro donkaments. They ship it on the turn as a huge favourite & then get sucked out on by some idiot kid on the river. (same idiot goes on to take down the MainEvent!!) They call down to Mexico & get the very same MobBoss who killed their father... but he's got cancer now & is on his death bed. He wants to make good on what he's done to this young woman (when he killed her father when she was a 'kid'). He calls up a last favour (one of many owed to him) even though while on his deathbed he wanted to make ammends as best he could... but had been stuck figuring out how to do so... all he's ever known is ruling with the sword & putting his friends & foes in the Rio. (& dirtnaps along it's banks... obviously). He makes the call & sure enough... who shows up for him? It's Philipo Helmuthalez who is absolutely STEAMING from a badbeat just prior to final table... when a dumbass NorthernEuro donk sucked out on him with the best hand (damn they play bad!!). Helmuthalez takes the ME winner to the washroom, requesting a special interview (the ME fish winner... thinks Helmuthalez is there to congratulate him but doesn't want to do so in public.... cuz of course "Getting it in with TT preflop 200bb's deep is f'n standard.. he just didn't want to openly admit in public"). Kid follows him to the washroom to be cont'd. [/QUOTE]

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