Favorite Poker Quotes

[Whaevoz]

"Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life—but it is also merely a game, in which money is simply the means of keeping score." -- Anthony Holden

 

[Whaevoz]

“The two most important things to succeed in poker are first, find the muck and second, don’t play your money.” -- David “Devilfish” Ulliott

 

[Whaevoz]

"Bond didn't defend the practice. He simply maintained that the more effort and ingenuity you put into gambling, the more you took out." -- Ian Fleming

 

[85champ07]

"I'd love to see the hand you're waiting for." - Clean_Willie (RP)

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker reveals to a frank observer another important thing. It will help him understand his own nature. Many poor players don’t improve because they can’t bear self-knowledge.” -- David Mamet

 

[85champ07]

"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." - Oscar Wilde

 

[Whaevoz]

"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." -- Oscar Wilde

 

[85champ07]

"You can't win a tournament on the first hand, but you can lose one." - SunPowerGuru (RP)

 

[Whaevoz]

" Luck is not a business model." -- Anthony Bourdain

 

[Whaevoz]

"Fate laughs at probabilities." -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

 

[85champ07]

"An unlikely event is likely to happen because there are so many unlikely events that could happen." - Per Bak

 

[Whaevoz]

"An unlikely event is likely to happen because there are so many unlikely events that could happen." -- Per Bak

 

[swedishpanda]

''May the flop be always in your favor'' - Katniss Everdeen

 

[swedishpanda]

''Adults are just kids with money'' -Unknown

 

[Whaevoz]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[85champ07]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[Whaevoz]

"So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness." -- Sidney Poitier

 

[Whaevoz]

"Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts." -- David Sklansky

 

[85champ07]

"When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience." - Anonymous

 

[Whaevoz]

"Poker is math; everything that happens in poker is a big word problem that can be converted into mathematical equations." -- Daniel Ashman

 

[85champ07]

"Don’t tell bad beat stories. Don’t complain that you always miss the flop." - Sheree Bykofsky

 

[Alexandra Vik]

Poker quotes are amazing — there’s so much you can learn from them! These guys are always posting great ones on their Instagram, but this one is definitely my favorite https://www.instagram.com/p/DObQR7kDFqs/ “The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.” Chris Moneymaker

 

[85champ07]

"online poker lacks the charm of a live game. Conversation is limited. The sound effects get monotonous. You can’t play with your chips. Then again, you can play in your bathrobe---or without it." - Phil Gordon

 

[Whaevoz]

"Online poker lacks the charm of a live game. Conversation is limited. The sound effects get monotonous. You can’t play with your chips. Then again, you can play in your bathrobe---or without it." -- Phil Gordon

 

[85champ07]

"Good poker players know when to quit, but only after they’ve known what it is to lose." - Jack Richardson