****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[vanquish]

BTW, I have just got home and here is my tally for the evening, and I promise I haven't used a spell checker:

Liverpool is now officially a hotspot for totty. the calibre of the female form, in the NEW Liverpool 1, is something to behold.

I went out at 5.30pm to a latin American tapas/cocktail place tonite. It was happy hour on cocktails till 7pm. I was absolutely ****in trolley'd by 8pm and have just got the last bus home and it's 1am here.

How I lasted till now I do not know, But I have amazing stamina .

i understood 30% of what you wrote

 

[Jagsti]

i understood 30% of what you wrote

Well if you understood 30% of what I wrote when I'm pissed that = Yahtzee imfo!

 

[Jagsti]

Do not under any circumstances look up the word Yahtzee under the 'urban dictionary'. It means in my mind, 'the nuts' or something great, and not anything >after no:2 under the definition of Yahtzee in that particular site

 

[vanquish]

BTW, I have just got home and here is my tally for the evening, and I promise I haven't used a spell checker:

Liverpool is now officially a hotspot for totty. the calibre of the female form, in the NEW Liverpool 1, is something to behold.

I went out at 5.30pm to a latin American tapas/cocktail place tonite. It was happy hour on cocktails till 7pm. I was absolutely ****in trolley'd by 8pm and have just got the last bus home and it's 1am here.

How I lasted till now I do not know, But I have amazing stamina .

translation, according to google translator:

I arrived to my home several moments ago, and what can I say? That was the tastiest sandwich I've ever eaten!

Jeremy and I went to Outback Steakhouse and I ordered a smoked turkey on ciabatta. He's a vegan, so he got a Caesar salad.

Lots of attractive women surrounded us, and I provided a rave review of the smoked turkey on ciabatta for them and everyone else at the restaurant. My oration skills got me three phone numbers, and Jeremy got half a handjob in the bathroom.

"I still can't believe you ate the whole thing!" Jeremy exclaimed, as we skipped along Madison Ave. and down to his SUV.

"I still can't believe it's not butter!" I ejaculated, as I withdrew a 200 oz "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" jar from my satchel.

The ride home was a bumpy one, as Jeremy had consumed two margaritas at Outback Steakhouse, but the 2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee's 4-wheel drive all-American build minimized the damage to my arthritic knees.

"I'm old, but I can still hit 90MPH on the gun. I deserve another shot with the Braves," I garbled as I entered my living room, the smell of musk following me towards my computer chair and enveloping me in the same way a large, influencing entity consumes the soul as it's virginity is suffocated.

 

[Jagsti]

translation, according to google translator:

I arrived to my home several moments ago, and what can I say? That was the tastiest sandwich I've ever eaten!

Jeremy and I went to Outback Steakhouse and I ordered a smoked turkey on ciabatta. He's a vegan, so he got a Caesar salad.

Lots of attractive women surrounded us, and I provided a rave review of the smoked turkey on ciabatta for them and everyone else at the restaurant. My oration skills got me three phone numbers, and Jeremy got half a handjob in the bathroom.

"I still can't believe you ate the whole thing!" Jeremy exclaimed, as we skipped along Madison Ave. and down to his SUV.

"I still can't believe it's not butter!" I ejaculated, as I withdrew a 200 oz "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" jar from my satchel.

The ride home was a bumpy one, as Jeremy had consumed two margaritas at Outback Steakhouse, but the 2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee's 4-wheel drive all-American build minimized the damage to my arthritic knees.

"I'm old, but I can still hit 90MPH on the gun. I deserve another shot with the Braves," I garbled as I entered my living room, the smell of musk following me towards my computer chair and enveloping me in the same way a large, influencing entity consumes the soul as it's virginity is suffocated.

Funnily enough I do work with a Jeremy. He's ex-army (military police). We do not under any circumstances call him Jeremy. He's known as 'Buzz'
FYI!

 

[Jagsti]

Please Lord do not give me a hangover when I wake up. Good night all!

 

[Debi]

Good night Jay!

 

[eNTy]

jagsti should be told about the drunk poast thread

 

[blankoblanco]

how do you do a HEM graph with your results across multiple sites, instead of just for one screen name at a time? i'm stupid and can't see how

 

[bw07507]

how do you do a HEM graph with your results across multiple sites, instead of just for one screen name at a time? i'm stupid and can't see how

you have to create an alias where u essentially link your two screen names together.

Go to Options > Player Aliases

Click Add Alias, give it any name u like then in the bottom panel link whatever screen names u want to that alias.

Click close and then in your reports screen or whatever change the player name to the alias you chose. If its the same name as one of your screen names at the poker site then you must choose the name that has (alias) written next to it.

 

[vanquish]

private pole ITT:

is it

a) baller
b) dumb
c) no big deal


that i don't use HEM or PT or anything and dont use a HUD when i play nowadays?

keep in mind i play .5/1-1/2 FR and .5/1-1/2 HU

 

[SeanyJ]

I would say it's dumb for the FR but no big deal for the HU, unless you play like 4 tables of HU at a time.

 

[vanquish]

UH OH

UH OH



fwiw i think i'm gonna move to HU for good after this month's bonus buttrape is complete.

 

[Lemlywinks]

wtf. chat warning on stars for saying

"dude pau gasol is a b.itch"

I just speak the truf yo

 

[vanquish]

wtf. chat warning on stars for saying

"dude pau gasol is a b.itch"

I just speak the truf yo

lol

tbh i used to report people on stars for chat bc i'd get tilted when i'd sit with a .5/1 HU reg and he'd sit out and be like "no queers allowed go be queer somewhere else" and i'd get pissed that he wouldn't play me, so i'd report him


i ain't no snitch, i'm just tryin to eat

 

[Lemlywinks]

I'm mean, clearly im correct here. He plays like a little spanish girl. But whatever, just a warning

 

[Monoxide]

vanq u are a a champion god will u make sweet love to me

 

[vanquish]

vanq u are a a champion god will u make sweet love to me

:top:

 

[zachvac]

Ok, I have a dilemma here. I have moved to FT but still have ~48k FPPs over on stars. Here are some thoughts on what to do with them.

Play the Sunday Million 3 times for 13,500 FPPs each.

I'd do this

Buy a $700 Step 5 ticket for 43,500 FPPs

What would be your plan after that? Try to win a step 6 to a major live tourney? If so make sure you pick one with good structure and preferably one that a lot of the big players will not be grinding. Table selection's kinda key in those I've heard.

Buy 2 $370 Sattelite Tickets into tourneys to get WSOP packages for 23,000 FPPs each

Maybe this?

Play FPP tourneys and trade in the T$ for cash at the end

Last I saw the only big fpp tourneys were the ~2k fpp tourneys where only 1st out of 6 gets a ticket for the million (ie $214 if you sell T$). If they still had the 5400's I'd say grind those but last I saw they were gone .

 

[zachvac]

Oh also lol live poker. Highlight of the night EP raise SB call I 3-bet AA from BB EP had like $2 left (it was 100nl but we were kinda deep) and shipped we both call. Flop is some random unders with 2 clubs (I had Ac) he checks I bet he calls. Turn is another club, he checks I shove for my like 2/3 side pot bet left he calls. The board is now 987x (something like a 3 maybe?) with 3 clubs. SB flips over AT no clubs. Blank river ships me the pot and EP had KK. But was definitely fun actually got to play real poker 100nl where people were actually buying in for close to 100 and had a few guys get kinda deep. Made like 300ish kinda tired right now about to pass out maybe more details tomorrow.

 

[zachvac]

Oh also forgot the hand where I got trapped by A4 he called a raise I 3-bet TT original raiser folds he backraise ships it in I call he thought he had rockets and I hold. Also pretty sure he posts here. Oh and other highlight was guy folding JJ to a shove after seeing the other guy flip over AQ for him. Now in his defense he only had $5 in and the guy shoved his other ~$150 over the top so not a huge mistake and obviously lowers variance to avoid flipping for $300. That said as soon as he shows AQ if I were him I snapcall whereas he tanks for a few minutes before finally folding because he's so sure he'll lose the flip lol. Not that it matters but he would have won it.

 

[bw07507]

Full Tilt FTW

 

[Debi]

Switching sites appears to be better than quitting.

 

[kleitches]

Full Tilt FTW

That place is still rigged

 

[ChuckTs]

**** i haven't played in like 5 days