***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

[switch0723]

well this went well


Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP3: $24.25 (48.5 bb)
CO: $41.20 (82.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $65.10 (130.2 bb)
SB: $28.60 (57.2 bb)
BB: $78.20 (156.4 bb)
UTG+1: $9.75 (19.5 bb)
MP1: $22.40 (44.8 bb)
MP2: $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 9

5

5 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB folds, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($9.25) 6

J

2

(2 players)
BB bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($19.25) 6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $13.50, BB calls $13.50

River: ($46.25) 3

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $42.10 and is all-in, BB calls $42.10

Results: $130.45 pot ($3.00 rake)
Hero showed 9

5

(a flush, Jack high) and won $127.45 ($62.35 net)
BB mucked A

J

(two pairs, Jacks and Sixes) and lost (-$65.10 net)

I especially like the part where i think i have 9,6dd, yet don't question the fact that the 6 of diamonds is in my hand and on the board

 

[TPC]

^^^^ you would think online you wouldn't miss read your hand, since it's staring you in the face the whole time. I did the same thing once. I thought I had 10 10 and flopped a set, but I had 88. When I lost to a pair of Aces, I thought PS messed up. I had to look at the HH twice to figure out what happened. Wishfull thinking I guess

 

[zachvac]

omg wtf I'm in the 50/50 and I get KQ vs. QJ AIPF for about 15 BBs if I win I'm in 7th obv river=J and I'm out. This shit gets so ****ing old why do I play donkaments? w/e at least I made 200 but FT=1k+ and first place=10k+.

 

[orangepeeleo]

just don't ever play with peeleo and stack him.......he must be well connected with the guy who runs the doomswitch. Still trying to dig out of the hole he created for me! lolz

I was waiting for this, I think you've learnt your lesson now

Me and the doomswitch guy go way back, i'll tell him to switch it off for you asap, he's at an anger management course today though, he's been flicking it a tad too much this month, the doomswitch i mean, but it should be done by tonight.

 

[Chris_TC]

Can someone coach me? I'll pay you with my profits.

 

[blankoblanco]

well this went well


Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP3: $24.25 (48.5 bb)
CO: $41.20 (82.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $65.10 (130.2 bb)
SB: $28.60 (57.2 bb)
BB: $78.20 (156.4 bb)
UTG+1: $9.75 (19.5 bb)
MP1: $22.40 (44.8 bb)
MP2: $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 9

5

5 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB folds, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($9.25) 6

J

2

(2 players)
BB bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($19.25) 6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $13.50, BB calls $13.50

River: ($46.25) 3

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $42.10 and is all-in, BB calls $42.10

Results: $130.45 pot ($3.00 rake)
Hero showed 9

5

(a flush, Jack high) and won $127.45 ($62.35 net)
BB mucked A

J

(two pairs, Jacks and Sixes) and lost (-$65.10 net)

I especially like the part where i think i have 9,6dd, yet don't question the fact that the 6 of diamonds is in my hand and on the board

misreading hands: +EV or +++++EV?

 

[Jagsti]

Can someone coach me? I'll pay you with my profits.

Chris, you runnin bad dude? What limits you playing now?

FWIW tableratings has you running ok ish .

 

[eNTy]

This shit gets so ****ing old why do I play donkaments?

Aren't you planning to play an LAPT event ?

 

[switch0723]

wtf at shaundeeb this past week. He has had at least 1 4 figure score every day this past week. Some days 2 4 fig scores, and 1 day a 5 figure score. Must be nice to be that unbelievably good at tournies

 

[Irexes]

1stBumhunter: FKKN DONKY IDIOT
1stBumhunter: GODDAMN
Irexes: irony
1stBumhunter: hahaha irony
Irexes: www.dictionary.com
1stBumhunter: ur a funny little bitsj huh?
Irexes: seriously www.dictionary.com stat
1stBumhunter: no thanks little c*** im fine
Irexes: no, you really are terrible
1stBumhunter: thanks man
1stBumhunter: does this mean u want to lick my balls?
Irexes: Dear moderator,
1stBumhunter: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Moderator65 [Moderator]: Hello Players
Moderator65 [Moderator]: Players are expected to chat in a way that would be appropriate in a face-to-face meeting. Abusive, foul, or inappropriate chat will not be tolerated.
1stBumhunter: surething
Irexes: I suspect he speaks like that in public, is that a problem?
Moderator65 [Moderator]: Enjoy your game and Good Luck!
Irexes: ty first class service, will use again

 

[orangepeeleo]

1stBumhunter: FKKN DONKY IDIOT
1stBumhunter: GODDAMN
Irexes: irony
1stBumhunter: hahaha irony
Irexes: www.dictionary.com
1stBumhunter: ur a funny little bitsj huh?
Irexes: seriously www.dictionary.com stat
1stBumhunter: no thanks little c*** im fine
Irexes: no, you really are terrible
1stBumhunter: thanks man
1stBumhunter: does this mean u want to lick my balls?
Irexes: Dear moderator,
1stBumhunter: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Moderator65 [Moderator]: Hello Players
Moderator65 [Moderator]: Players are expected to chat in a way that would be appropriate in a face-to-face meeting. Abusive, foul, or inappropriate chat will not be tolerated.
1stBumhunter: surething
Irexes: I suspect he speaks like that in public, is that a problem?
Moderator65 [Moderator]: Enjoy your game and Good Luck!
Irexes: ty first class service, will use again

Lol, i've used this before, i dont know what site this is but he pokerstars mods are very good with idiots gobbin off in the chat.

In other news, BLOG UPDATED and i have a new avatar!!!!

 

[Chris_TC]

FWIW tableratings has you running ok ish .

Tableratings is not even close. They're so far off, it's ridiculous.
I'm playing 3/6, on the verge of having to move to 2/4.

If I'm reeeeeeeeaaaaalllly lucky, I'll get to post one of the most epic "V" graphs in CC history. The first half of that V is phenomenally smooth. I just hope it won't end up a backslash.

 

[zachvac]

Month so far online, plus $100 for rake race I'm gonna get plus like $250 for UB points plus UB bonus cleared plus like 3k live cash minus like 2k live and online donkaments.

 

[Jagsti]

Nice job Zach!

 

[switch0723]

sooooooooooooooo, thats a good month right?

 

[Irexes]

Intellipoker donk.

 

[eNTy]

IntelliMcDo donk.

FYP

 

[KingCurtis]

how the fck does he call here...seriously has been happening a lot to me I make a good read and they call....

Stacks:
BTN with 5495
SB with 5045
BB with 12110
UTG with 3790
UTG+1 with 8700
MP1 with 8755
MP2 with 4244
MP3 with 4410
CO with 5232

Blinds: 125/250
Site: Pokerstars
Dealt to MP1:J♠ J♥
Sklansky group 1
Preflop:
1 players fold.
UTG+1 calls [250]
Hero raises 750 to 1000
6 players fold.
UTG+1 calls [750]
Total folds this street: 7
Potsize: 2375
Flop:
10♠ K♦ 3♦
UTG+1: checks
Hero: checks
Potsize: 2375
Turn:
4♦
UTG+1 bets [750]
Hero calls [750]
Potsize: 3875
River:
2♦
UTG+1: checks
Hero bets [3000]
UTG+1 calls [3000]
Results:
Hero shows a pair of Jacks:
J♠ J♥
UTG+1 shows three of a kind, Threes:
3♠ 3♥
UTG+1 collected 10100 from pot

 

[switch0723]

people dont like folding sets. Tourny donks even less so

 

[vanquish]

should i go play more live poker or should i actually grind online today

 

[KingCurtis]

play live the feel of the chips and re raising a bluffer cuz you caught his tell is flippin awesome, do it, do it

 

[jewboy07]

should i go play more live poker or should i actually grind online today

whichever will net you the most profitzz

 

[KingCurtis]

currently playing a rediculous lag game in the gold+ 100k freeroll and am 7/5998

good times, i have to leave in like 2 hours to play live game so hopefully im not monster stacked and have to be blinded out

 

[vanquish]

whichever will net you the most profitzz

but u see, live poker would prob have the most immediate profits, but online has the implied profits of getting better at poker, then building a bigger BR, and eventually moving to a higher limit

 

[c9h13no3]

Omg hi.