***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

[eNTy]

I can't believe the most obvious choice hasn't been said yet.

Even better than fetus fetish: anal assumption april poker chat thread !!!!
'april, it's guaranteed to fck you up the ass !'

 

[Jagsti]

Speaking of ass's

I'm in work atm, and I so need a pooh! But I'm gonna have to wait till I get home in like 2 hrs, coz work's bogs tilt the crap out of me.... plus I may get a call to go to a job whilst I'm in the middle of it, which tilts me even more... FML!

 

[Debi]

Be positive - "Awesome April Chat..."

 

[switch0723]

Avenged Aprilfold

 

[switch0723]

also biggest pot ever, yay


Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $48 (96 bb)
BB: $60.85 (121.7 bb)
UTG: $50 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $51.15 (102.3 bb)
MP1: $48.55 (97.1 bb)
MP2: $91.55 (183.1 bb)
MP3: $105.90 (211.8 bb)
Hero (CO): $53.65 (107.3 bb)
BTN: $64.50 (129 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with 9

9

2 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, MP2 raises to $1.50, MP3 calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 3 folds, MP1 calls $1

Flop: ($6.75) 9

T

2

(4 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 bets $3.50, MP3 folds, Hero raises to $11, MP1 calls $11, MP2 raises to $52.50, Hero calls $41.15 and is all-in, MP1 calls $36.05 and is all-in

Turn: ($158.10) 2

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($158.10) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $158.10 pot ($3 rake)
MP2 showed 7

8

(two pairs, Sevens and Twos) and lost (-$53.65 net)
Hero showed 9

9

(a full house, Nines full of Twos) and won $155.10 ($101.45 net)
MP1 mucked A

3

(a pair of Twos) and lost (-$48.55 net)

 

[Dwilius]

Annoying Alliteration April

Has my vote.

 

[GunslingerZ]

I'm in work atm, and I so need a pooh! But I'm gonna have to wait till I get home in like 2 hrs, coz work's bogs tilt the crap out of me...

Apparently they work the opposite way

 

[belladonna05]

well i propose "all-in april"...but then it would probably be mistaken for a porn movie

 

[eNTy]

thank you come again fish !

CO: $17.35 (69.4 bb)
BTN: $15.15 (60.6 bb)
SB: $30.75 (123 bb)
BB: $5 (20 bb)
UTG+1: $5.20 (20.8 bb)
MP1: $31.15 (124.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): $22.75 (91 bb)
MP3: $25 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with K:heart: A:heart:
UTG+1 raises to $1, MP1 folds, Hero raises to $3.10, MP3 folds, CO calls $3.10, 4 folds

Flop: ($7.55) 4:spade: 9:club: 7:spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $5, CO raises to $14.25 and is all-in, Hero calls $9.25

Turn: ($36.05) J:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($36.05) T:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $36.05 pot ($1.75 rake)
Hero showed K:heart: A:heart: (high card Ace) and won $34.30 ($16.95 net)
CO mucked 2:spade: 3:spade: (high card Jack) and lost (-$17.35 net)

Aargh first hand of the table, knew it was a bad call, couldn't help myself this time, first full stack lost in this 2600 hand 190 minute session tho, so that's good.
Can't believe I haven't tilted or spewed out of control in a session of this size.

CO: $16.25 (65 bb)
Hero (BTN): $25 (100 bb)
SB: $4.75 (19 bb)
BB: $38.35 (153.4 bb)
UTG: $35.10 (140.4 bb)
MP: $28.75 (115 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 9:diamond: 9:heart:
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO folds, Hero raises to $1.25, SB folds, BB raises to $4.25, MP folds, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($8.85) 9:spade: J:club: 7:diamond: (2 players)
BB bets $5.75, Hero raises to $20.75 and is all-in, BB calls $15

Turn: ($50.35) A:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($50.35) 2:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $50.35 pot ($2.45 rake)
BB showed A:diamond: A:heart: (three of a kind, Aces) and won $47.90 ($22.90 net)
Hero mucked 9:diamond: 9:heart: (three of a kind, Nines) and lost (-$25 net)

 

[switch0723]

does someone want to send me 500 vpp's so i dont have to grind for them?

 

[eNTy]

As far as monster sessions go, this isn't bad. I wish the ending was better tho The first drop is the 99 < AA hand above, the second is AA < 22 (set).

Happy with a profit anyways, 170 more VPPs tonight.

 

[switch0723]

do we have until 12 EST to get the vpps?

I hope its GMT because that way i know i won't make it so won't have to bother trying

 

[S93]

Yeah i would like to know to if its GMT or EST :S.

 

[zachvac]

it's est

 

[eNTy]

EST would make more sense imo

 

[zachvac]

lol 700 more I started out running good then dropped 1k in the span of a few minutes. Like -500 on the day now, I'm not gonna wait until the end of next month because 24-tabling 200nl sucks.

 

[eNTy]

Yeah I wish I started grinding sooner too

At least you have a big part of the day left. Mine is almost over

 

[Jurn8]

CO: $16.25 (65 bb)
Hero (BTN): $25 (100 bb)
SB: $4.75 (19 bb)
BB: $38.35 (153.4 bb)
UTG: $35.10 (140.4 bb)
MP: $28.75 (115 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 9♦ 9♥
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO folds, Hero raises to $1.25, SB folds, BB raises to $4.25, MP folds, Hero calls $3

Stop calling 3bets with average PP IMO, you did it with your earlier set aswell

 

[Jurn8]

Im only beating 25NL @ 2.08BB/100 over 85.5k hands.

Is it still ok to move to 50NL now I am rolled? Considering I beat 10NL @ 5.21BB/100 over 45k

 

[eNTy]

What earlier set ?

I know this was a bad call, I made it completely against my gut and fwiw I rarely if ever anymore call in those spots.

100 VPPs to go, I want this to be over, although I'm making good dough and playing pretty ausum for my shitty 25nl standards. (The cards might help.)

 

[Jurn8]

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 8♥ 8♣
Hero raises to $1, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, 5 folds, SB calls $1.65, BB folds, Hero calls $0.75

my bad it was yesterday.

Great work with the grind today man aswell, how many hands you played?

 

[S93]

Jurn, Do u fold PP to min 3bets?

 

[eNTy]

Yeah I call those kinda bets all day, implied oddss (unless hes short)!!! And I haven't even checked what kind of stats he has, if he's bad im def calling.

I'll tell you when I'm finished how many hands and stuff Jurn.

 

[tenbob]

Probably the most weird live pokery evar last night.

I make the call to the casino at 8 for a seat in the €1/3 cash game to get on da list, manager tells me there is a €50 freezout at 9 but if i dont wanna play that then there will be seats on the cash tables. SO cause im tired and don't really want to put in a massive session i tell him to put me on the list and ill be there at 10past.

This casino is weird, so once i get in I get a fresh table full of students, min buyin is 50 and max is unlimited, so i buy in for 300 and the rest of the table buys in for the min. WTF, and they are all like acting like im a balla, and on the wrong table. So I own them with p/f raises and c/bets. I click one of them for a stack when i 3bet 10's and he shoves AKo. So I'm sitting on 500 when the floor manager askes me if i wanna go to the main table, so im like ok.

The main table is when you walk in , and there is like 20 pppl railing so i sit with my €500 as the shortest stack on the table and I get instant asked for a count when I sit down. Everyone covers, most have over 1K on the table. First hand, I raise over 2 limps with 99, both blinds call and both limper call. Flop 9 6 2 rainbow, action checked to me, I pot, get reraised but by the BB and one of the EP limpers shoves. I snap and get called in both spots, by AA utg (wtf this deep) and 66 (fair enough), and i'm sitting on $1500.

I see a few flops after that, but basically sat there for an hour card-dead, wreaked tired and a little embarassed to leave with 1K profit, but meh. Eventually I just get up and go. One of the first times ever in a casino that I seen pretty decent play in this game.

Oh a friend of mine took down £179K (stg) in a london game over the weekend. I gotta blog about this over the weekend, sad thing is that i constantly own this guy when we play together

 

[eNTy]

YESSSSSS I made it. **** me that feels so good, it's really nothing special but it still does, I never grinded like this before in my live. And I'm sorta proud for how I played today . Obv I ran hot hitting sets like Jezus on shrooms but still I think I played pretty good yo. Gonna stay at 25nl hopefully being able to play this style all the time, and not tilt after coolers & beats like I did yesterday in the downward drop. Although I'll def open up more as a result of not 16 tabling. Higher vpip/pfr and steal pct but I'm gonna try and keep the AF, etc the same as well as the set% stat since I like it like that.

First pic is today only stats, second is graph for the last 2 days. Basically played 12-16 tables, cascaded the whole time.