*****NOVEMBER NARCOTICS POKER THREAD*****

[eNTy]

Maybe he thinks u have too much inbox space ?

 

[switch0723]

ok so i push aside the fact that matthewR has swamped my email with HH's, the fact he thinks me and combu want a threesome with him and the fact that he thinks i owe combu half of everything i have ever owned.

I decided to ask him a simple question, Does stars have some sort of automated system, where i can be sent my HH's straight to my email on a weekly basis?

The first paragraph of the reply is

Your hand history request is now being processed and we will inform you as
soon as it has been generated. Due to the large number of hands involved,
your request may take some time.


rut roh, i may be about to become a superuser peeps

 

[blankoblanco]

^^^^ lol so funny

 

[switch0723]

to be fair, matthewR did keep us entertained for a good hour, and i now have a comprehensive guide on how to find my instant hand history

 

[eNTy]

You should tell PS to give him a bonus, he obviously does things very thoroughly !

 

[blankoblanco]

ok so i push aside the fact that matthewR has swamped my email with HH's, the fact he thinks me and combu want a threesome with him and the fact that he thinks i owe combu half of everything i have ever owned.

You should tell PS to give him a bonus, he obviously does things very thoroughly !

matthewR should get a bonus for giving me a boner

 

[KingCurtis]

would you have called that shove if you didn't have the ace of clubs?

most likely.....I am a fish ldo

 

[Irexes]

In the money 3rd time in a row in the 22 rebuy. 6th on Friday, 50th last night and probably going to bust somewhere around 40th tonight

Not playing many tournies cause of mad dash for Supernova, but those I'm playing are going good.

In other news it turns out I can 10-table. This came as a suprise.

 

[Irexes]

Underestimated my mad sk177s. 30th tonight.

By my calculations this engages doomswitch protocol.

 

[switch0723]

This is what happens when you think, 'well what harm can this do' when i fecking shortstacker sits down

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $21.20 (42.4 bb)
Hero (SB): $55.85 (111.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K

A

Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $23, BB calls $18.70 and is all-in

Flop: ($42.40) 2

J

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($42.40) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($42.40) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $42.40 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed J

K

(two pairs, Kings and Jacks) and won $41.90 ($20.70 net)
Hero mucked K

A

(two pairs, Kings and Tens) and lost (-$21.20 net)



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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $44.75 (89.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $47 (94 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with Q

A

Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $3, Hero raises to $15, BB calls $12

Flop: ($30) 9

6

A

(2 players)
BB bets $29.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $29.75

Turn: ($89.50) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($89.50) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $89.50 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed A

9

(two pairs, Aces and Nines) and won $89 ($44.25 net)
Hero mucked Q

A

(a pair of Aces) and lost (-$44.75 net)


he hit n run ldo but i really need to learn to sit at 50bb min tables

 

[WVHillbilly]

I just don't post a blind unless they load up to 100bb. I've been called a lot of things when they sit down and I say "full stack please". Of course those that do load up (very rare) are rewarded when they felt me 6 hands later.

 

[vanquish]

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam

anti tilt device

 

[switch0723]

I just don't post a blind unless they load up to 100bb. I've been called a lot of things when they sit down and I say "full stack please". Of course those that do load up (very rare) are rewarded when they felt me 6 hands later.

are you still playing 50HUNL?? Since now i'm back in the game, i'd be happy to reveiw one of your sessions to help me get back into the mental part of the game

 

[switch0723]

most likely.....I am a fish ldo

meh i think its fine, its just a spot where you have to sigh and call knowing your beat most of the time, just gotta hope villain has a,q or a set. Having the ace of clubs makes life easy imo

still haven't got this email from matthew****ingR, must be fecking huge whatever he is going to send me if it has taken >3 hours to process

 

[ChuckTs]

I got hooked on whitest kids u know, they're the ultimate antitilt imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQRav9c_EKQ

 

[bw07507]

http://bw07507.blogspot.com/2008/11/movin-on-up.html

 

[Jillychemung]

Been owning the $5 2-table SNG lately but dang I wish I'd get these hands earlier so I didn't waste my time

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $5.50 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 25 ante) NL Hold'em Tourney, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: 2,594 (6.5 bb)
BB: 3,063 (7.7 bb)
Hero (MP): 8,170 (20.4 bb)
CO: 4,308 (10.8 bb)
BTN: 8,865 (22.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP with 8s 8d
Hero raises to 1,400, CO folds, BTN raises to 2,400, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,000

Flop: (5,525) 8c Tc 6d (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 3,200, Hero raises to 5,745 and is all-in, BTN calls 2,545

Turn: (17,015) 6s (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (17,015) Th (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 17,015 pot
Hero showed 8s 8d (a full house, Eights full of Tens) and lost (-8,170 net)
BTN showed Kd Td (a full house, Tens full of Sixes) and won 17,015 (8,845 net)

 

[switch0723]

oh ffs, matthewR, the guy we all love deep down, has now sent me an email with 12 urls where i can download hh's from, unaware what hh's were on it, i downloaded to first one to find 30,000 hh's of me playing poker, sigh, downloaded the second one to find it was identical to the first one sigh, downloaded the 3rd one to find 54 plo hands. I mean w t f is this, although im defo asking specifically for matthewR when i email stars about getting my porsche

 

[Monoxide]

im addictedt to live 2/5 and roulette is such a fun game

 

[icemonkey9]

So my quick update ...

1) I played 2,891 hands @ 100nl. Just reviewed the hands from 100nl that I played. Basically the hands where I got stacked (5 hands) and lost boiled down to:

- My QQ as an overpair stacked against 88 as overpair. He spiked an 8 on the turn.

- KK vs 2 villains, one has JJ for overpair, the other has 44 and makes a set at flop. Turn is a J (both slowplay and flat my cbet at flop) and my mistake is that I call the check-raise all in from my turn cbet when both call. Figured I was pretty much committed as it was at the time.

- 3bet a 40% stealer from the SB with QJ and he flats. Flop came Q49 all hearts and my J is a heart. I pot it, he shoves, I call. He shows AK no hearts. Hits his K on the river (no hearts come to give me flush).

- KK and a 37/2/3 flats my PFR. 453 rainbow flop and he donks pot bets, so I raise 3x, and he 3bets so I stack. He calls with A7 (one over + double gutshot). He hits the 2 at the turn and wins.

- TT hits the set on the QT8 board. Villain stacks, I call. He shows J9 off (46/18 who called my PFR when I had the btn) for the made straight which holds up.

So these five hands account for -$500 , and I'm thinking I just ended up on the wrong end of some beats on 4 of them, and the KK hand I should've made a laydown at the turn against the check-raise AI and a call vs 2 villains.

Anyways, because the large dollar figure losses coupled with the beats (didn't add in the KK<99 for a half stack AIPF) I moved back to 50nl, and put in 1 session, which was +$25. Anyways I am 100vpps away from retaining gold, and plan to just nail that and reasses.

I might ask a couple of people for a sweat or a HH analysis when I get back to 100nl.

 

[eNTy]

I mean w t f is this, although im defo asking specifically for matthewR when i email stars about getting my porsche

Why do you plan on downloading 30,000 pictures of a Porsche ?

 

[switch0723]

Why do you plan on downloading 30,000 pictures of a Porsche ?

lolz, wp, that made me giggle quite a bit

I am going to play for 2.5 hours starting in 7 mins / or when i finish reviewing hillbilly's session. yes i am, yesiamyesiamyesiam

 

[vanquish]

i miss poker

 

[switch0723]

dodging bullets is boring imo, i catch them with my teeth baby

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BB): $52.30 (104.6 bb)
SB: $48.75 (97.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A

K

SB raises to $1, Hero raises to $3.50, SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $20, SB raises to $48.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $28.75

Flop: ($97.50) Q

J

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($97.50) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($97.50) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $97.50 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed A

K

(three of a kind, Kings) and won $97 ($48.25 net)
SB mucked A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Kings) and lost (-$48.75 net)

 

[switch0723]

^^ 1000th post in thread, YSY!