What is the craziest or wildest thing you saw at a live poker table

[guineasqueak]

At my local poker cafe, I've witnessed verbal and on rare occasions, physical fights. One guy came to the cash game after some pre-drinking and partying. He ended up swinging his fists at a seated player. The floor-man and dealer had to armlock and escort him off the premises.

He was a regular who played often. They didn't permanently ban him. But that night the house sent him home to blow off some steam.

 

[SPANKYSN]

I've heard some ugly trash talking, but the funniest thing I ever saw at a live casino was this guy celebrating his 21st birthday, and we was hitting on and fawning over this lady who was probably around 55 and older than his mother...mind you, she was absolutely stunning...she played along, teasing him...it didn't last long...head to head, she takes all his chips. They were sitting side by side, so she leans over and gives him a peck on the cheek...a $300 kiss...absolutely hilarious.

 

[Poker_Mike]

I've heard some ugly trash talking, but the funniest thing I ever saw at a live casino was this guy celebrating his 21st birthday, and we was hitting on and fawning over this lady who was probably around 55 and older than his mother...mind you, she was absolutely stunning...she played along, teasing him...it didn't last long...head to head, she takes all his chips. They were sitting side by side, so she leans over and gives him a peck on the cheek...a $300 kiss...absolutely hilarious.

That is pure Jedi mind-trick charisma!!

I wish I could control my opponents like that!

Good luck !